Ess.Bee.Bee πŸ‘πŸ”Œ

Independent #author .
I mean what I say and say what I mean. Equally loved and hated for it. 
Single malt scotch #whisky enthusiast. 
Die hard #baseball addict.
If you make me #laugh, I’m #following you. Here. Not home like some creepy stalker. I don’t know you and don’t wanna be locked in your basement.
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Ess.Bee.Bee πŸ‘πŸ”Œessbeebee@mstdn.party
2023-03-01
Ess.Bee.Bee πŸ‘πŸ”Œessbeebee@mstdn.party
2023-02-06

What in the fuck is going on at the Grammys? Is the Koolaid Man up for a lifetime achievement award?
#Grammys2023

Ess.Bee.Bee πŸ‘πŸ”Œessbeebee@mstdn.party
2023-02-06

DJ Khaled said he’s performing tonight. How many of the following lyrics will appear in the performance, and how many times?

1. We the best music
2. Another one
3. DJ Khaled

#GRAMMYs2023

Ess.Bee.Bee πŸ‘πŸ”Œessbeebee@mstdn.party
2023-02-06

Shania out here looking like Toadstool

#GRAMMYs2023 #RedCarpet

Ess.Bee.Bee πŸ‘πŸ”Œessbeebee@mstdn.party
2023-01-29

@MikeyMcFilms Wasn’t on my phone at all. I very specifically don’t even have my phone on me when I watch new movies. This movie was not confusing at all. It just sucked.

Ess.Bee.Bee πŸ‘πŸ”Œessbeebee@mstdn.party
2023-01-29

@missy_lynn This is a pro marriage move.

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2023-01-29

just found out my husband uses my email address when he signs up for things online. he’s officially outside my circle of trust.

Ess.Bee.Bee πŸ‘πŸ”Œ boosted:
2023-01-29

@essbeebee Same, didn't get it? couldn't even watch it to the end.πŸ€”

Ess.Bee.Bee πŸ‘πŸ”Œ boosted:
2023-01-29

@essbeebee Phew!!! thanks for the confirmation for a second I thought I was going to have to watch it ti the end 😲

Ess.Bee.Bee πŸ‘πŸ”Œessbeebee@mstdn.party
2023-01-29

@DuckDastardly Don’t do that. It’s not worth it. This movie could have been an email that got deleted without opening.

Ess.Bee.Bee πŸ‘πŸ”Œessbeebee@mstdn.party
2023-01-29

@DuckDastardly No, I definitely got it. The end makes it pretty clear. But there’s no reason to get to it.

Ess.Bee.Bee πŸ‘πŸ”Œessbeebee@mstdn.party
2023-01-29

Profanity

Ess.Bee.Bee πŸ‘πŸ”Œessbeebee@mstdn.party
2023-01-27

@GayDeceiver @mildpeach Probably just be a regular Oreo when I open it

Ess.Bee.Bee πŸ‘πŸ”Œessbeebee@mstdn.party
2023-01-27

@ashinillinois What? Where?

Ess.Bee.Bee πŸ‘πŸ”Œessbeebee@mstdn.party
2023-01-27

If there is a greater disappointment than opening a package of double stuffed Oreos to find regularly stuffed Oreos, I don’t know what it is.

Ess.Bee.Bee πŸ‘πŸ”Œessbeebee@mstdn.party
2023-01-21

@ashinillinois NFL playoffs. Only time of year I watch.

Ess.Bee.Bee πŸ‘πŸ”Œessbeebee@mstdn.party
2023-01-21
Ess.Bee.Bee πŸ‘πŸ”Œessbeebee@mstdn.party
2023-01-21
Ess.Bee.Bee πŸ‘πŸ”Œ boosted:
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2023-01-21

If he doesn't lick the icing from an Oreo, he won't do that thing you like
#bbgi

Ess.Bee.Bee πŸ‘πŸ”Œessbeebee@mstdn.party
2023-01-21

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