#GoodNight

@evan their sugar free variety is also nice in a radically different direction.

@evan So good you take them even when you feel fine. Good thing Aspirin hasn't caught on.

The fun part of taking a tums? well it's the flavor and the crunch.. the texture is also a big contributor. not sure there's another candy OR drug on the market that compares.

@pinkosock yeah but that doesnt seem like as much fun...

I should note that regardless of the results i will still be Smooth Sailing tonight

@pinkosock Huh really... i never knew that

@triz i choose bones every time

@triz i see. what if it’s just for fun

taking tums recreationally (when there is either no medical need for them or an anticipated but not confirmed need), the process also known as “smooth sailing”:

i love my friends

@dirt seeing you and torie make accounts within seconds of each other made so much sense

armie hammer still method acting from sorry to bother you

hey babe lets... enhance the mood. smooth sailing. stomach insurance (i pull out a large container of tums for recreational use)

@zorotl yeah

@zorotl approved

“Because it is our birthday and she come see me- ah!”

The part in Sisters where she’s just like “ooh oui i am french canadien... it eez different” (still unclear what question she responds to exactly) and the movie just powers right past that accent... amazing filmmaking

this may be emotionally and psychically painful, but also, i'm having fun, and that's what matters

giving a computer program consciousness doesn't count as a girl power moment if you immediately make her into a sexy lady lmao