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“This may be hard, son, but your mother and I agreed it was time you were told the truth. … You were adopted.”

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“Well, shoot! There’s my herd! ... Thank you anyway, ma’am.”

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Tethercat

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“In this dramatic turn of events, testimony against Mr. Pumpkineater is about to be given by his sister, Jeannie Jeannie Eatszucchini.”

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“Well, I beg your pardon … but where I come from, it’s considered a compliment to let fly with a good trumpeting after dinner.”

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“Now here comes the barbaric finale.”

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“And another thing! … I want you to be more assertive! I’m tired of everyone calling you Alexander the Pretty-Good!”

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AX-MURDERS ON RISE AGAIN

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ICE CREAM / Get the / Down the

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“I wouldn’t do that, bartender. ... Unless, of course, you think you’re fast enough.”

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Well, Randy, you’ve gone and spoiled your dinner, haven’t you?

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“Dang! The radio’s been ripped off again.”

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“Hey, look ... you knew when you married me that I was a nonworking breed.”

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“This ain’t gonna look good on our report, Leroy.”

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“Oh, I see! You return covered with blond feathers, and I’m supposed to believe you crossed the road just to get to
the other side?”

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“Now this is our dead beetle room, and some of these babies are 50 times an ant’s body weight. … ’Course, we’ll want to start you out on dried ladybugs.”

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“Sally, this is Larry and his brother, Eddie. ... Larry used to be an only child until the gardener hacked him in half.”

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“I’m worried about Frank these days. … It seems he just can’t unwind.”

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Bombardier beetles at home

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