Florian Egermann

Artist, Activist, Astronaut (he/him).

Founder failed-artists.com, curator idyll.jetzt.
Co-Initiator #FreiesLastenrad.

#Cologne #Kalk

Florian Egermannfleg@chaos.social
2025-05-18

@outcoldman Any plans for supporting Orion browser profiles in OpenIn.app?
Thanks!

Florian Egermannfleg@chaos.social
2025-05-15

Jemand versucht im Kiosk den Preis der E-Zigs runterzuhandeln. Kiosk-Person sagt nur: "Hast das neuste iPhone, Wallah!" und die Diskussion findet ein abruptes Ende.

#köln #kalk

Florian Egermannfleg@chaos.social
2025-05-06

THIS is the one i remember! And it's… not good. The flames look like they've copied from a powerpoint.

But it looks like fun. It is not busy with iconography and version numbers, it puts silly little flames and stars and uses a speedy typo.

GTA logo
Florian Egermannfleg@chaos.social
2025-05-06

correction: this is the worst.
dirt stuck between letters, the ugliest "3" you can imagine.

Grand theft auto 3 logo
Florian Egermannfleg@chaos.social
2025-05-06

i get it. you like outlines. I like that it's simpler, but this is probably the worst of the bunch because it looks soooooo drab. #gta4

CREATOR: gd-jpeg v1.0 (using IJG JPEG v62), quality = 95
Florian Egermannfleg@chaos.social
2025-05-06

this is still bad (look at the letter spacing of FIVE) and has at least 3 outlines too many, but at least the typo and the version number work a bit better together. #gta

Grand Theft Auto 5 Logo
Florian Egermannfleg@chaos.social
2025-05-06

How is the logo of the most expensive #vide game ever made ($2 billion if the rumours are true) so amateurish? Just look at it. Look at this ugly space under the "n". 4 different outline widths. The awkward placement of the typo on the "IV". This looks so cheap.

#gta6

Logo of Grand Theft Auto 6
Florian Egermannfleg@chaos.social
2025-05-06

Bei Mutti hätt‘s das nicht gegeben

Florian Egermannfleg@chaos.social
2025-05-04

Neil Young has mixed feelings about this photo shoot for the (Germany only?) single release of "Heart of Gold".

discogs.com/release/805960-Nei

Cover art for Neil Young's single 'Heart of Gold' featuring Neil Young seated in a white ruffled shirt and jeans, looking down pensively beside a fireplace. Text includes 'Heart of Gold', 'Sugar Mountain', and 'Neil Young' in stylized fonts
Florian Egermannfleg@chaos.social
2025-05-03

Die haben immer noch nicht kapiert, das die #noAFD auf die Demokratie scheisst und deshalb auch nicht “politisch klein gemacht” werden kann.

Oder sie wollen’s nicht kapieren weil sie Bock auf ein bisschen Faschismus haben.

zeit.de/politik/deutschland/20

Florian Egermannfleg@chaos.social
2025-04-25

Heute, Freitag, 20:00 #Eröffnung
Elisa Mosch
EPHEMERA

IDYLL, Trimbornstr. 7, 51105 Köln
idyll.jetzt
#köln #kunst #kalk #offspace

Hellblauer String-Tanga auf braunem Teppich
Florian Egermannfleg@chaos.social
2025-04-24

Yeah, that’s exactly how you restore trust in #WordPress: base your decision to unblock contributer accounts on a religious experience. Jesus effing Christ

therepository.email/matt-mulle

Florian Egermannfleg@chaos.social
2025-04-22

@matt They need to fulfill the promise of Siri.

Florian Egermannfleg@chaos.social
2025-04-22

@tazgetroete guter typ, falsches team.

Florian Egermannfleg@chaos.social
2025-04-22

Not being able to take screenshot of something i am watching on Netflix (that i am paying for!) is sooooooo frustrating (#enshittification).

Trust me: I am not going to screenshot every frame of Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, record all voices and sound effects myself and put the resulting movie on Pirate Bay.

But then again, maybe i should.
Don't tempt me.

mjtsai.com/blog/2025/04/22/ele

Florian Egermannfleg@chaos.social
2025-04-22

@Horstibaer Klingt eher prekär

Florian Egermannfleg@chaos.social
2025-04-22

Was verdient man denn so als Papst?
Frage für einen Freund

Florian Egermannfleg@chaos.social
2025-04-22

@scottjenson The problem is the discoverability.

I hate driving cars mostly because I only use rental cars and every time I feel like an idiot because I don’t know how to open (or start!) it.

We had an obvious solution to this problem: the boring old key. People know how it works: You stick it in the hole and turn it.

Florian Egermannfleg@chaos.social
2025-04-22

the person who created this header image should get a raise. Perfect!
#theverge #elon

theverge.com/environment/65276

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