salt is crazy because it comes in so many forms. himalayan. kosher. smoked. amphetamine. nicotine. table.

The more my Meta Ray Bans app says TURN ON LOCATION SERVICES the more I’m like WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW

This is exactly what the internet is for.

Who keeps coming up with this stuff?

“May Godzilla destroy this home last.”

#funny #needlework #cozy #godzilla #quote #quotes

If you can't look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

I really need to see Jeff Lynne’s ELO while I can. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQaJa1WH9ck&list=RDfQaJa1WH9ck&start_radio=1

Every day I think “today is the day my app will be ready for friends to start testing" and every day I find another reason it's not ready

hey kid, wanna buy some precedented times?

We are almost there folks hang in there

2020 ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░ 550%

We are at the midpoint of the half century. The year 2050 is now closer than the year 2000.

Time is a social construct

hey kid, wanna buy some precedented times?

no kings except gus polinski, polka king of the midwest

That story about an AI startup collapsing after it turned out to be 700 Indian developers in a Trenchcoat? It was a made up story by a crypto guy that became clickbait, published unchecked by tech media everywhere. Read the real story behind Builder.ai here: https://blog.pragmaticengineer.com/builder-ai-did-not-fake-ai/

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Good morning to everyone EXCEPT the birthday boy

Aaaaaaa⁠‼️

Not me making a literal mixtape in 2025 with cassettes and vinyl. 👀

Half the fun of SwiftUI is the bizarre bugs.

A base reminder about charlatans and their egos.

#uspol