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I heard someone say that bologna is just hot dog pancakes and that’s been fucking with me all day

Who else remembers when Adobe Audition was still Cool Edit Pro? ✋

A screenshot of Cool Edit Pro, a classic digital audio workstation from the late 1990s and early 2000s, showing a multitrack session. Several colorful waveform tracks are arranged vertically in the timeline, including labeled parts like “ClubBeat,” “DanceBeat,” “Rickenbacker,” “Moog/Trumpets,” and “Latin Perc.” A floating “Mixers” window displays faders, pan controls, and volume meters for each track. On the left, a file browser lists various sound clips with green icons. The bottom of the interface shows transport controls, time display, tempo settings, and a timeline ruler.

Don Jr. seeing the Epstein birthday letter

A teenage boy with light skin and short brown hair stands in front of a bus, wearing a collared shirt with red and white stripes, and looking surprised or confused. Bold white meme text at the bottom reads, “DAD WRITES BIRTHDAY CARDS?” This image is an instance of the “You Guys Are Getting Paid?” meme from the movie “We’re the Millers,” which features Kenny (played by Will Poulter) expressing unexpected disbelief

@octothorpe I really can’t wait to hear these

Fediverse Frank :superman2025: boosted:

@relay It's giving TRON and I like it

Who else was too poor for an iPod in 2004 and settled for a Creative Nomad Zen Xtra?

A silver Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen Xtra portable MP3 player with a small rectangular screen displaying a blue menu. The menu shows options like Music Library, Now Playing, EAX Audio, Play Mode, and Settings. The device has a 30 GB capacity printed on the side and physical buttons along the right edge.

@drdrang It’s easier to be performative than sincere.

@stroughtonsmith

Oh gosh I’m late! SocialFusion is a unified timeline app for Mastodon and Bluesky. My first app, open source and built with SwiftUI for a clean, modern experience.

TestFlight is currently in alpha: https://testflight.apple.com/join/EhYZnjd2

https://github.com/frankramblings/SocialFusion?tab=readme-ov-file

It's really unfair that I can't CLEP my way into a Doctorate in Beatles Studies.

So sad what happened to popcorn heir “Big Balls.”

It's like you can't even be a traitor without consequences anymore! 😠

Somewhere out there, there’s a version of “Heartbreaker” where Pat Benatar sings “Bootlicker,” and it feels right today.

“My farts are WAY LONGER and WAY LOUDER than loser Cryin’ Chuck Schumer!! Thank you for your attention to this matter!”
https://ramblings.social/@frank/114961433935607818

One thing we are not doing enough is very publicly trolling POTUS and baiting him into saying bizarre things.

Doesn’t take much, we saw that at the debate with Harris last year.

Like if someone said “I bet you have tiny bowel movements” he wouldn’t be able to help himself, he would NEED to say something about his big beautiful shits.

In 20+ years I've never put a sticker on any of my guitars but I'm starting to consider it. https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Woody-Guthrie-This-Machine-Kills-Fascists-by-gennalyne/124419383.O9UDB

Will someone just do it already

Fediverse Frank :superman2025: boosted:

salt is crazy because it comes in so many forms. himalayan. kosher. smoked. amphetamine. nicotine. table.

The more my Meta Ray Bans app says TURN ON LOCATION SERVICES the more I’m like WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW

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