CyberFrog

Your friendly neighborhood tech frog, here to explore society and complex systems together. My personal views are obscure and will probably be grating to most people, but we don't have to agree to be friends!

Will often discuss things like distributed systems, programming, society, and computer security. Politics WILL come up sometimes. Video games are cool too
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I do serious research in between memes I swear, follow for fun computer adventures, and help build a better society together!!

@erebion@chaos.social @vascorsd@mastodon.social the end users rely on software clients that make insane choices

I only know about these XEPs because using normal clients like Conversations on mobile will break and fuck up everything if you connect it to the wrong server or talk to a user with the wrong client, I can't control that shit
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WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THE GRADLE DOCKER IMAGE DOWNLOADING GRADLE AGAIN?

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2025-05-28

The machines
Are writing
Poetry,
While all I’ve
Done is bleed.

#poetry

@cwebber@social.coop pretty sure paypal maximum password sizes are still <32 characters in length 😬

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Christine Lemmer-Webbercwebber@social.coop
2025-05-28

Enter your new password and make sure it's strong

NO!!!!! Not that strong

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Eugenio Tissellimotorhueso
2025-05-28

If you believe in the future, stay away from AI.

At first you may feel like you've been left behind. Don't worry -- think, read, write, take time to develop your abilities.

Be present.

When the AI madness passes (yes, it will pass) your skills will be more valuable than ever.

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billy joe bowers-8647billyjoebowers@mastodon.online
2025-05-28

"Target acknowledges they're losing money because of their actions, but says discrimination is an important company core value and can't be swayed by public opinion"

@jschauma@mstdn.social ChatGPT likely ignores robots.txt, but also maybe it's someone trying to find differences between ChatGPT served responses and regular responses? could be an interesting research project

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2025-05-28

“if all your friends jumped of a bridge would you do it” says parental figure who’s about to be part of the subprime mortage crisis

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redstopgringo 
Jan 16
Are Pinky and the Brain still trying to take over the world? Because at this point, I'm willing to hear the Brain's platform.

the-other-sandy ¥ #@ ® @® _
Feb 2
At this point, I'm willing to hear Pinky's platform.
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2025-05-28

"But how will we survive without the cloud, Ian?!?!"

"With hardware of our very own, Pinky."

"Wait...you mean...like the Ancients used?"

"Yes, in the long-long ago, when we made the magic smoke come out of boxes of our very own."

@neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org

"but he cautioned against being overly precious about the value of deeply understanding one's code, which is no longer necessary to ensure that it works"
that's it, this quote alone has convinced me to pivot harder into cybersecurity, these fucking clowns will construct their death bed and I'll laugh as I exploit them for another cool million in fees using methods and program behavior nobody at the company can even comprehend

I couldn't imagine a more perfect world for hackers than this

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Hanse Minahanse_mina
2025-05-28

The Netherlands has exposed a hacker group that collected information about the purchase and production of military equipment, as well as about the supply of weapons to Ukraine.

nos.nl/artikel/2568902-onbeken

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George Takei :verified: 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏽georgetakei@universeodon.com
2025-05-28

At first I thought this was a job posting for ICE.

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2025-05-28

It's been nearly a quarter of a century, and I still regularly find myself explaining that Hibernate isn't JDBC.

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Jonathan E Cowperthwaitcowperthwait@sfba.social
2025-05-28

Does anyone here in the Bay Area have a lead on a month-to-month room or ADU or unit in any proximity to Menlo Park? A friend-for-whom-I-will-vouch is on the receiving end of a very sudden return-to-office crisis. (Feel free, and my thanks, to spread widely.)

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2025-05-28
the eliminator
@infinite_bug
is chatGPT down for anyone else? i’m a pediatric
oncologist so this is kind of urgent

@cjust@infosec.exchange urgently looking for a new pediatric oncologist

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Patrick C Miller :donor:patrickcmiller@infosec.exchange
2025-05-28

Vietnam orders ban on Telegram messaging app over security concerns therecord.media/vietnam-orders

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Server: https://mastodon.social
Version: 2025.04
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