The right are now pointing out that Chris Pincher's suspension is less than the one received by Johnson whilst failing to take into account that, regardless of the length of suspension, they both received suspensions.

The Tories want you to be more angry about a donor donating to both Labour and Just Stop Oil than you are about them accepting donations from Russia.

One throws confetti at a tennis match or paint at a building and the other drops bombs on children.

Always nice when the Tories make memes for you.

For Christ's sake. Someone please help Nadine Dorries resign.
She's obviously confused about how to do it.

How would Farage emigrate if he can't access any money?

The Tories are done.
Their final divisive roll of the dice has spectacularly failed.
They have nothing left.

Whenever a Tory is held to account.

Imagine being such a hate filled cunt that you get angry about some people going to a farm to listen to some bands.

Good morning. Today the right are confusing fences with international borders.

Putin: 'I am the Supreme Commander-in- Chief and you will do as you're told'

Tanks get too close.

Putin: 'Tell him he can have everything he wants!!'

Putin on his way to threaten the West when he spots Wagner tanks through the window of the Kremlin.

I wonder which murderous psychopath is going to win in Russia?

The one who invaded a neighbouring country and killed thousands of civilians or the one who got angry for not having enough ammo to kill more.

Greg has suddenly realised what a Labour victory will mean for Tory MPs.

You would've thought that if Lee Anderson is so proud of his country, he would have used the incredible opportunity of being in power to make real change.

Instead, he insults the electorate, stokes division and profits off his position.

He's opportunistic. Not patriotic.

If you removed all opposition MPs from Parliament and allowed the Tories to cheer each other on whilst they said whatever they wanted to the British public, without fear of being held to account, you would have GB News.

My daughter's class had their school photos today.

Sunak meets the public.

I have zero naval training whatsoever but I can guarantee, with some certainty, that the submarine is very unlikely to be in the air.

You know, I don't want to seem like some kind of conspiracy theorist, but I reckon Johnson may have lied about Brexit.