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Wife. Mom of 3. I work in U.S. #Healthcare. I sometimes dress the 6'6" metal rooster in my front yard to entertain myself (and I suppose the neighbors). A bit weird and socially awkward. Enjoys #Boardgames #TabletopGaming #Photograpy Hates Racism, wealth inequality and #graphcrimes. I don't post my own stuff often, but really appreciate and enjoy sharing pretty pictures, interesting information, and silly jokes.

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Interviewer: "Why do you want this job?"

Me: "I've just always been very passionate about not starving to death."

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2025-06-25

*builds lovely pillow nest*

*looks longingly at out of reach reading glasses*

*makes sad cow noise*

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Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to
2025-06-24
(Road construction workers)  You see those vehicles taking an alternate route over there? We need to start construction over there too
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2025-06-22
A patch of wildflowers in bloom.
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Another Angry Womanstavvers@masto.ai
2025-06-22

legit 10/10 display and curation practices here

I went to this Northwest Passage museum once where they had the white explorers' journals on one side of the exhibit and the native people's accounts on the other side of the exhibit and the explorer journals were like "our canoe had almost sunk when we encountered some kindly Indians" and the native histories were like "we watched a bunch of strangers come down the river in the shittiest canoe you'd ever seen. Also, they had no rain gear"
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Molly Cantrell-Kraig 🇺🇦mckra1g
2025-06-22

I like this idea.

Screenshot of post @ally @missmayn 

my boyfriend: we could start dressing up as ICE agents and escorting people from their immigration hearings so it looks like they’ve already been detained but we just give them a ride home.
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Alice McFlurry :bc:Alice@beige.party
2025-06-21

"Yo, how tall my rollercoaster gotta be to have enough potential energy to squirt its riders into the exosphere?" and other things I've googled today alone.

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2025-06-21

Space exploration isn’t wasteful. Letting the worst of humanity do it their way for all the wrong reasons is wasteful.

“That money could be spent on real problems here!” We solve real problems here via science and engineering, both of which are advanced by space exploration.

Nobody is starving because we have a space program. People are starving because we have billionaires.

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2025-06-21

Don't hide your joy from the world.
Be the laughter that echoes across empty playgrounds at night.
The haunting cackle that sends a shiver down the spine of all who hear it.

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xyla 🐀📈xyla@shitpost.trade
2025-06-16

updates from poland

[top image] an eu07 loco looking like it's licking a lemon
[bottom image] a photo of eu07 after a recent crash, with its eyes going inwards
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2025-06-15

I am so proud of the #USA right now. It's a feeling I've not felt in a long time.

#NoKings has to be a beginning, though. It cannot be the culmination. This has to be the start. The momentum must continue. If we do not rise up and fight, all this will be for naught, just like all the "stern letters" from government Dems. This is a war and it's time to stick it to the foe. We cannot let up until we win. We cannot go back.

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2025-06-15

Good job today Americans. First time I’ve felt like saying that in a long time.

Sincerely, a Canadian. #nokings

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𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"Lana@beige.party
2025-06-14

Reminder that this country was not founded on law and order.

This country was founded on seizing control of the king's tea and throwing all that shit directly into the harbor.

Sit on that fact as long as you want.

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2025-06-14

Ça fait longtemps que je ne vous avais pas montré les récoltes du jardin tiens. Paf, légumes dans vos TL.

#Jardin #PotagerChallenge #MangeTesLegumes

Des cardes jaunes et des poivrons padrons sur une tableDes petits pois devant un rang bien garni
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🇨🇦 OhOkKayOhOkKay@beige.party
2025-06-14

Calm ... :bb:

Variation on the iconic British Stay calm war posters, this one created in beige.party colours.
A icon of a rooster with the caption 
Stay calm and beige on.
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2025-06-14

I wrote a full textbook about doing basic and advanced first aid at riots. It is free. You may find it useful. riotmedicine.net/downloads

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2025-06-14
Good morning from Perth.

#nokings #protest
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2025-06-14

This’ll break your brain. There are only two circles that do not cross over each other.

An optical illusion that is two circles, but the pattern on the circles makes the mind think there are more than two circles that cross over each other.
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🇨🇦 OhOkKayOhOkKay@beige.party
2025-06-13

Christallmighty, you unknowingly drop ONE chocolate chip in this heat and you end up look like you've had dysentery.

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Alex 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿alexlac51@mastodon.scot
2025-06-12
picture from 2020... 

A hedge and various plants and shrubs...the same plants and  flowers are on there way this year again in 4/5 weeks time (fingers crossed)

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