Best Venn diagram ever

@hogesonline lol

Executive Director of business Sydney: Sydney folks need to come back to the office. The best way to do that is to offer the chance to spend time with other people.

My husband: People are so loud! How does anyone get anything done?

https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/sydney-it-s-time-to-get-back-to-the-office-20230127-p5cfvq.html

@hogesonline explains it perfectly!

I'm not sure why there is a bronze hippo just above the beach at Brighton Le Sands in #sydney , but there is, and I love it. So today's #bikeride was to #touchTheHippo

#cycling #bikeTooter

How to write a dystopian novel:
Write about what already happens to marginalized folks, but let it happen to white people

@ko This is something that makes me professionally yelly (I'm a ux researcher). It's some mind numbingly simple to implement, bit so frequently not!

@thedragstate @ko How's the serenity!

#meme #memes #Legos

Me: okay so I have some food and I need your help heating it up.

Microwave: You need food rotated. Got it.

Me: No, I need it heated up.

Microwave: Gotcha. Heated up in certain places. While keeping the rest of it icy cold.

Me: No. I want the whole thing heated up.

Microwave: How about half scalding, half icy, so the overall average is tepid.

Me: I just want hot food.

Microwave: *rolls eyes* Fine.

Me: Good.

Microwave: But I'm gonna make it taste like fish for no reason.

@creckling Yes Money Jungle is a real cracker. And woah, nice work in the arranging! It's not close to that, but one of my proudest moments as a parent was hearing my son teach himself the intro to Moanin' on the bari we bought him

@creckling I love that one too! By chance I was listening to "Orange was the color..." last night.

Look. I've said it before and I'll say it again. If Harry has a problem with his family then he needs to persuade the French to fund him, raise an army, invade and seize the crown.

What else was Brexit for, if not to restore traditional British approaches and values?

@truxnell Of course! Brilliant addition.

Update. After 23 hours in emergency, we now have a longlist of approved jaundiced teenage nick names:

Banana joe
Woodstock
Steve
Tweety bird
Cheddar
Pikachu
Post it
Smeg 2 slice

Feel free to suggest more!

this is a fun way of explaining that you've never read any of these three books

On a plane to Oman on a holiday we've been looking forward to for 6 months. Unfortunately, half of the family is in RPA because the girl is real sick. This is not what I had planned when I got up this morning. #SwearingOrCrying

Question: Is it bad to start calling your (very) jaundiced teenage child "banana joe"? (Her name is not Joe)

#goodParenting #medicalHumour

oh no, someone forgot to water the wind turbine.