George Poles

I write things, mostly kids' and family telly.

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Ars Technicaarstechnica
2025-04-21

Annoyed ChatGPT users complain about bot’s relentlessly positive tone
Users complain of new "sycophancy" streak where ChatGPT thinks everything is brilliant.
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George Poles boosted:
2025-04-19

The Evil Scientist's Notes for the Press Conference (Tom Gauld)

Say Laboratory not Lair

Say Assistants not Henchmen and Goons

Say Game-Changing Technology not Doomsday Machine

Say General Public not Helpless Victims

Say Challenge Entrenched Hierarchied not Bring The World to It's Knees
George Poles boosted:
2025-03-28

@confluency @yomimono @davidaugust Here’s the specific video on YouTube in case anyone wants a link: youtube.com/shorts/d4HCfkiRhfw

2024-07-31

It’s a faintly (at least) ridiculous ritual, but I’ve taken to standing in the garden at twilight each night, just to watch a group of bats from next door’s loft darting around in our garden. They’re incredibly nimble little things in the air, and their flight is so utterly different to a bird’s.

George Poles boosted:
2024-06-26
Explaining Software - Development Methods By Flying To Mars

The Waterfall Method:
You Build A Rocket
You Test The Rocket
You Go To Mars

Agile Development:
You Want To Go To Mars, Probably
You Start Building A Rocket
You Then Want To Go To Uranus
You Go To The Moon

The Kanban Method:
You Want To Go To Mars
You Split The Work Into Thousands Of Tiny Pieces
One Year Later You Are Still Waiting For The Armrests To Be Done

Scrum:
You Want To Build Armrests For A Rocket Seat
You Disappear For A Month To Work On It
You Fail To Build Armrests. After A
15-Minute Meeting You Decide To Start
Over

Lean Development:
You Want To Go To Mars (But You Have No Money)
You Add Wings To A Firecracker
You Try To Convince Investors That It May Fly To Mars Some Day, Maybe
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LouiseBrooksSociety™LouiseBrooksSociety@sfba.social
2024-04-30

Pandora's Box, starring Louise Brooks, screens 4 times in London in May louisebrookssociety.blogspot.c

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SuperSantiEgosupersantiego
2024-04-25
2024-04-01

Quick April 1 reminder that today is the one and only day of the year you need to fact check anything you might read on the internet.

2024-03-04

@markoswin Nice one! That's now leapt into a fine second place for cunning title references, just below Lower Decks's peerless "I Have No Bones Yet I Must Flee"

2024-01-22

I'm delighted to be able to say that the first 13 episodes of Series 2 of #Theodosia are up on BBC iPlayer. Tributes due to our fabulous lead writer Joe, to my wonderful fellow writers and to all at Cottonwood and on the production team. It was a joy to write and story edit and I hope everyone has as much fun watching it as we had making it.

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001

2024-01-06

Ooh! An old Arena on the fabulous #LouiseBrooks, now up on iPlayer. Great good news! bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001

George Poles boosted:
2023-12-24
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Robert McNeesmcnees
2023-12-24

Christmas is traditionally a time for ghost stories, and most of M. R. James's splendid contributions were meant as holiday entertainment for his students at Cambridge. You should read one for Christmas! They are all wonderful.

The entire M. R. James catalog is free at Project Gutenberg: gutenberg.org/ebooks/author/27

George Poles boosted:
2023-12-18

There’s always so much to do at this time of year - but what can really help is to write a well-defined To Do List of what you might realistically achieve in your day.

Here’s my ‘Christmas To Do List’.

Christmas To Do List
 
• delay • defer • equivocate 
• make some tea • procrastinate 
• look at phone • stroke the cat 
• readjust the thermostat 
• dawdle • dither • hem and haw 
• eat mince pie • chew my jaw 
• write a card • spin on chair 
• play six games of solitaire 
• take a break • make a brew
• review my list of things to do
• eat mince pie • paper scrunch 
• stroke the cat • have some lunch 
 
• prioritise new tasks to shirk 
  (more cups of tea + less housework) 
• look at phone • spin on chair 
• eat mince pie • loiter • stare 
• consider shopping • have quick doze
• rest mince pie on bridge of nose
• stroke the cat • take a break 
• write a card • eat some cake 
• spin phone • mince cat • stroke tea • wallow 
• write To Do list for tomorrow 

Brian Bilston
George Poles boosted:
2023-12-17

Cartoon, by Will Santino, of a straw man walking a red herring up a slippery slope on his way to the comment section.

Cartoon, by Will Santino, of a straw man walking a red herring up a slippery slope on his way to the comment section.
George Poles boosted:
Political Cartoon GalleryPoliticalCartoon@mastodonapp.uk
2023-12-06

Peter Brookes on #BorisJohnson #covidenquiryuk #covidenquiry – political cartoon gallery in London original-political-cartoon.com

George Poles boosted:
2023-12-02

I’d like to invite you to select your favourite top 40 record* of 1968.

*Double A sides and EPs count as one record.

Group One Result:
In and Out of Love - Diana Ross and The Supremes 15%
Nights in White Satin - Moody Blues 61%
Everlasting Love - Love Affair 24%

Group Two
I Second That Emotion - Smokey Robinson and The Miracles
Mighty Quinn - Manfred Mann
Hello Goodbye - The Beatles

Please vote for your favourite record below 👇

#Music #PopMusic #RockMusic #Songs #Poll #SoulMusic

George Poles boosted:
2023-11-29

I’d like to invite you to select your favourite top 40 record* of 1967.

Second Semi-Final. Result: Penny Lane/Strawberry Fields Forever - The Beatles 53% v 47% Good Vibrations - The Beach Boys

Final: Respect - Aretha Franklin v Penny Lane/Strawberry Fields Forever - The Beatles

*Double A sides and EPs count as one record.

Please vote for your favourite record below 👇

#Music #PopMusic #RockMusic #Songs #Poll #SoulMusic

George Poles boosted:
2023-11-28

I’d like to invite you to select your favourite top 40 record* of 1967.

Fourth Quarter Final. Result: A Whiter Shade of Pale - Procol Harum 41% v 59% Penny Lane/Strawberry Fields Forever - The Beatles

First Semi-Final: Respect - Aretha Franklin v All You Need is Love - The Beatles

*Double A sides and EPs count as one record.

Please vote for your favourite record below 👇

#Music #PopMusic #RockMusic #Songs #Poll #SoulMusic

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