It's not burnout, but it's something.

I'm almost officially in mobile Alabama. But I'm spending a few days in the swamps of Louisiana until then. I've always wanted to spend time in atchafalaya, and I finally have a chance.

or follow me because you're a nigerian prince with a very compelling investment opportunity. Real ones only, please.

This includes me. Don't follow me because someone said I'm a good person to know, or because you saw a sticker about me somewhere. Follow me because you're interested in the weird shit that I occasionally spout, or you're interested in wildfires, or privacy, or hacking nonsense.

*takes a deep breath*

Follow Fridays are just as dumb in 2022 as they were in 2008, perhaps even more so. Use the local instance feed + check on people you respect and see who they're having rewarding interactions with. If you want to build a rewarding community that you're a part of, don't follow lists of people who are spoonfed to you.

@andygreenphd Won't be home by then, will be back in Mobile by dec. 13 tho

"but someone approved this years ago"

Guess what, I'm not that person and I care about privacy a lot more than past person.

Don't be afraid to push back on precedents wrt #privacy

Just a heads up. Going to be either really inactive or annoyingly active with pictures of a roadtrip to my 'new' home in Alabama over the next three weeks. Taking two weeks to meander my way down there after thanksgiving.

Follow Fridays were dumb on twitter. They're double dumb here. and next week i'll resume raging against them.

I really wonder what emergency twitter is going to do after everything collapses.

Reminder to Corporate Google Workspace Admins. One of the first things you should do on new workspaces is ensure that google takeout is -disabled-.

i want off mr bones wild ride

show me on the privacy scale where the bad app touched you https://youtu.be/dIV0ZiZluQo

@magen It's almost like we're of similar ages. I want something to instantly heal joint pain right now.

That last toot NOT brought to you by Crowdstrike's events investigation tool, which, other than blinding me at 6 am in the morning- is amazing.

Guys, please send me some help. I think I'm beginning to enjoy dark mode.

@magen im that monster who uses them exclusively for our work comm platform, its an internal meme now

I'd much rather do voice memos than type, so if you're on a communication platform with me that has voice memos, sorry- not sorry.

My life is now figuring out ways to document shit that I've been doing for years because some pencil neck wants paper

@Copycatworks lmao i wasn't gunna just flame you like that, but also opsec yo. Were you doing cross instance testing too? because I think i picked up your octodon.social too- confidence isn't 100 tho