monsieur beast

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he/they

monsieur beast boosted:
manic pixie donkey kongAleums@timeloop.cafe
2025-05-25

What's one more

Al green greatest hits on cassette
monsieur beastgonzo@monads.online
2025-05-25

miss me w the rap shit i was there
live in the flesh, ron artest
counted me out, came back im a champ
youtu.be/BoB8C6TC6uU?si=W8xURN

monsieur beastgonzo@monads.online
2025-05-25

kills me how many white tyler the creator fans hated cmiygl. they heard 42 dugg instead of “rex orange county” and ripped their headphones out

monsieur beastgonzo@monads.online
2025-05-25

whats going on in the mission impossible series??

monsieur beastgonzo@monads.online
2025-05-25

really want to laugh at the video of ecw wrestler the sandman telling the story about almost making kurt angle quit wrestling on his very first night cuz he saw sandman be literally crucified but the hosts give insanely awful “anti woke guy” vibes that takes out any joy i could get from it lol

monsieur beastgonzo@monads.online
2025-05-25

scrolling thru tiktok live looking for those recommend me music streams just to tell them to listen to songs like waterproof mascara and dedication to peo 97 to fuck up the vibes

monsieur beast boosted:
monsieur beastgonzo@monads.online
2025-05-25
monsieur beast boosted:
monsieur beastgonzo@monads.online
2025-05-25
monsieur beastgonzo@monads.online
2025-05-25

i used to have a coworker who when he went to take a piss at the urinal would put one hand on the wall and groan like “URGGGHHWUAAAAA”

monsieur beastgonzo@monads.online
2025-05-24
monsieur beastgonzo@monads.online
2025-05-24

“nefarious formation of a record label” cuz MADLIB is calling it “MADLIB Invazion” lol. imagine being sued for “trying to trade in on the goodwill” of your own name and reputation

monsieur beastgonzo@monads.online
2025-05-24

the estate of a deceased rapper: i consent

their collaborators: i consent

egon: isnt there someone you forgot to ask?

monsieur beastgonzo@monads.online
2025-05-24

between this and the shit he tried to do w mf dooms rhymebook

monsieur beastgonzo@monads.online
2025-05-24

egon is such a fucking parasite man

monsieur beastgonzo@monads.online
2025-05-24

im your only friend im not your only friend but im a little glowing friend but really im not actually your friend but i am

monsieur beastgonzo@monads.online
2025-05-24
monsieur beastgonzo@monads.online
2025-05-24

risa sera

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