@kasdeya i have the ted cruz sticker but i’m too chicken to put it on my car in nebraska 😅

When you see the fajitas arriving at the next table and regret your order.

@thomasfuchs someone in manhattan with a bucket of white paint has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

every senator that uses the bible to justify a law in a multi religious society should be booed out of the chamber while being squirted with a water gun

@jbf1755 holy totalitarianism, batman

@flexghost yeah you pretty much hit the nail on the head lol. school choice, or so it’s called, is unpopular, but my state senator (who also “wrote” the anti-trans bill being filibustered!) probably can’t hear her constituents over the ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS betsy devos paid to get her elected (57k to her campaign, 115k against her opponent)
https://nebraskaexaminer.com/2023/02/27/betsy-devos-two-others-spent-big-on-nebraska-legislative-races/

this state, man…

@flexghost actually all of the bills i mentioned are unpopular statewide (per hart research, holland children’s institute) but state politicians live in a different world.

Y’all, this is the best cold opening SNL has had in years. Blown away by James Austin Johnson’s impression of Trump. I’m astonished at how he’s captured the chaotic and oft-distracted stream of consciousness that is Trump’s rhetorical style. Uncanny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj6E2_3nraQ

@flexghost i’m a nebraskan and senator cavanaugh, along with senator hunt and senator fredrickson, are really giving me hope in a session that has one priority- targeting trans youth. (plus the abortion ban and permitless closed-carry bills may never get final approval!…)

May you, whoever you are, have a life like Rachel's, one that changes things for people, a life where you follow your star and leave a more interesting world behind you. And may you, like Rachel, never lose your sense of humour.

@micahflee about investigating biden… good! if biden commits a crime, he should ALSO be subject to the same justice process as everyone else! same with EVERY president!

but people who file frivolous charges should also be punished, because that’s a waste of our courts’ time- and that’s what most lawsuits would be. look at the impeachment attempts on biden- most of them don’t clearly outline any sort of wrongdoing.

But if we hold ONE rich white man accountable for his crimes, what’s next? Holding SOME rich white men accountable for their crimes? Holding ALL rich white men accountable for their crimes? It’s a slippery slope.

@SEcologist

"So, trans people make up 0.6 percent of the population but 0.1 percent of mass shooters, six times less than what would be proportionally expected... It turns out that cis people are disproportionately more likely to be mass shooters."

https://charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/ban-cis-people-from-owning-guns#details

BREAKING: Zero schoolchildren murdered by wokeness today

Every day is like "starting tomorrow only people who post ‘Elon is cool' will be eligible to have their tweets appear in English" and the entire press corps and all of my friends continue to post there like nothing has changed

@72mz true! i just think it’s funny that people wi the that level of crazy can’t stop contradicting themselves even when threatening civil war

whenever i see a republican calling for civil war i kind of laugh… what, you love america so much you’ll secede from it?

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@simevidas this is the future feminists want 🙄🙄🙄