What's stopping you from coding like this? 😉

Just got rickrolled by Dutch kids show 'Sinterklaasjournaal'. 😲 On the plus side: I got to explain rickrolling to my 7-year old daughter and that is vital information if she wants to appreciate my conference talks later in life. 😄

More fun on mastodon. Find cool #java folks to follow here: https://javabubble.org/

Here's why pair programming with a cat would never work.

Bare Metal

@royvanrijn let zeppelin = 1;

Looking for #java gurus to follow? Look who I found here at #mastodon (tooting to help you quickly add them to your network)

@Sharat_Chander
@myfear
@HeinzKabutz
@briangoetz
@brunoborges
@maxandersen
@dblevins
@stuartmarks
@frankel
@ivar_grimstad
@hansolo_
@omniprof
@SimonMartinelli
@royvanrijn
@lukaseder

Who am I missing that’s already here?

@jqno I would love to join your band. Could you still "use somebody"? 🤡

You're starting a band with a few developer friends.

What do you call it?

Happy to announce that I'll be speaking at JavaLand again! I'll team up with @peterwessels to talk about #PatternMatching in #Java. Looking forward to it! 🎢 #JavaLand

@moelholm Check out https://javabubble.org by @marcandsweep. Currently 140 #Java gurus, ready to batch import via CSV :-)

🎶
Don't run my test, my achy flaky test
I just don't think you'd understand
And if you run my test, my achy flaky test
It might blow up and kill this build, oooh!

#MusicAndSoftware

What's the German word for the feeling you get when you're about to start the first week of a new software development project and you're excited but kind of anxious at the same time? 🤔

@Em0nM4stodon Editing toots is the most amazing feature that's different from Twitter imho.

The day became even better, 'cause a bit later I also met @KellyJille86@twitter.com IRL! We talked about how much we love the #Java community. The people we meet instantly feel like good friends even after just a short conversation. Seems like you fit right in, Kelly! 🙂

The day became even better, 'cause a bit later I also met @KellyJille86@twitter.com IRL! We talked about how much we love the #Java community. The people we meet instantly feel like good friends even after just a short conversation. Seems like you fit right in, Kelly! 🙂

Looking to share (or hear) some tips on being more sustainable as a developer, an infrastructure engineer or simply as a human being? Come contribute to the Panel talk @jqno@twitter.com, @jhkuperus@twitter.com, @jlengrand@twitter.com & myself are hosting on #SustainabilityInTech - at 16:55 in Room 7! #JFall

I'm so happy to be able to connect to people in real-life again at events. 🙂 Especially when 'I only knew them from Twitter' before. 😂 So it's been great to finally have met you at #JFall @deepu105@twitter.com, @lifeyx@twitter.com & @lovelacecoding@twitter.com! #CommunityRocks

Excited to learn what's new in the world of #Maven from the illustrious @mthmulders@twitter.com! #JFall

Thank to the full room of early birds who attended the talk on #PatternMatching by @peterwessels and myself! Due to the screen and sound problems we feel we've been through a lot together. 🙂♥️ Slides are available here. ➡️ https://www.slideshare.net/HannoEmbregts/pattern-matching-small-enhancement-or-major-feature-253981213 #JFall