@stufromoz @drunkenmadman I literally bought 10 kg of baker's flour today to make seitan with.

@drunkenmadman @sortius and also mincers

@drunkenmadman if anyone has a contact at ozharvest maybe get them primed in case we can't get this dickhead out of the pub in time

My best friend on Earth, @happysinger just bought himself a KitchenAid stand mixer for xmas, and I’m in the pub actively fighting back the temptation to send him a literal 1000kg pallet of plain flour just for the look on his face.

"Now, I like personifying a British fashion chain as much as the Next Man..."

Maybe Nvidia can help with their server load.

Brb taking my website down for 20 minutes to curry favour with local corrupt politicians.

@timixretroplays it's curved, I'm afraid, but 21.5mm at the widest point.

@arclight I apologise for the wasted time!

@anarchic_teapot @arclight I can only thank my ancestors for the tonsorial options with which I have been presented.

@ausgroucho done!

@caity It's sensational, and with Geordie's love for both Christmas and German we would have bonded so hard over it. And of course I'd be blushing because I thought he was amazing.

One of my students made me this incredible #GermanWithHappy ugly Christmas vest.

And nobody would have shared my glee more fully than him.

#RememberingGeordie.

@zebulonmysterioso @drunkenmadman 😁

@zebulonmysterioso @drunkenmadman did I just get roasted by someone who puts sugar in espresso? 😮

At least the leopards get a nice tasty nose or two as a treat.

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