@trpeal @the_gneech

That PPE is otaku approved, but not OSHA approved.

@Chip_Unicorn

Except the royalty payments explicitly written into contracts.

A fight! A fight! Lucy and Snoopy are having a fight!

@RikerGoogling

She'll just leave Q to Tippy Toe. That should be more than enough.

@goaty

Whatever the color artist made it.

@tango

It successfully lobotomized itself?

@Firr

Oh, Skroo that Drunk Hyena Hunk!

@Chip_Unicorn

My problem is not a white person's tongue. It's a bad abdominal infection survivor's gastro intestinal tract.

Started at 1 pm. Got done at 6 pm on what should have been less than an hour job. I'm declaring victory. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

@jaygooby

"Why are you trying to move my fave climbing spot?"

The home mechanic's lament:

"Well, that was supposed to be a lot easier than it was".

Regardless of your beliefs, Easter and other spring festivals are symbolic of rebirth, renewal and new hope.

And we certainly can use that right now.

@a_puma01

It's not a full train, but there are club cars.

@hugo

I'd say "unbelievable, but it's completely believable given the incredible lack of experience and apparent judgement of the DOGE staff.
Have these people even been in the same city as large secure enterprise level systems, let alone programmed/admin-ed them?

@emilylorange

But, but... All humor aside, I like this version SO much better than the original.

@duncandahusky

Styrofoam cup. That I reuse until it starts leaking, usually.

@mauve

I'm so old and decrepit, I just played a round of the original Master of Orion.

CD-ROM? We don't need no CD-ROM. It was floppies and uphill both ways!