@heartles this is a certified jaina moment

OH it fixed itself. im a god

WOOO ok im still very drunk but now i have my laptop so my ability to fix problems is muchincreased

fuck this I'll troubleshoot when I'm home and have my laptop

@friskywhiskers that's right

chat it's been stuck on this for like a minute is this good

im dwunky

im aware egirls is down I'm trying to work on it

let's give it up for my assistant, the rose bride!

@georgespolitzer no it's making 300 posts a day which is comically high, apparently

monads online

okay so warning for egirls users: i gotta reindex the database so that's gonna take a while lmao

a website where you don't content warn for nudity, but do content warn for a picture of your lunch.
BUT also you're allowed to tell troops to eat an IED for breakfast. so it all evens out

@ratwithscarf @JuneMoon this is it!

@zorotl finally someone is holding podcasters accountable

Biden announcing he's dropping out of the race but announcing his replacement. A withered old figure, he pathetically announces that the ceremony to transfer the candidacy is about to begin. The lights go down as on the other side of the arena a series of very faint lights indicates where to look. Suddenly a series of pyrotechnics jets out along a sort of runway and a fog machine billows, the lights come up and it's Joe Biden, absolutely ripped as shit. He runs up to a Trump mannequin and rips its head clean off as squibs explode

alright, time to login to egirls... FUCK

@byttyrs the implication that the prize for winning taskmaster is being engaged to alex horne

in fact, it doesn't matter whether someone thinks cisgender, heteroromantic asexuals and cisgender, heterosexual aromantics are LGBT-as-such, any more than any two people need to agree whether a hot dog is a sandwich

try drilling down into any specific political issue that might be important for cishet asexuals/aromantics — say, inclusive sex education? huh, yeah, I think most gay people would agree that's important. maybe, if politically efficacious, we should form a coalition about it!

similarly, whether someone thinks the phrase 'bisexual lesbian' makes sense is overwhelmingly irrelevant to any matter of actual substance. it is a "hot dog sandwich" problem; you don't need the answer to buy a hot dog