These are facts.
helplessduck
I was once called the terror that quacks in the night and I'm damn proud of it.
Mortal enemies: commas, typos, bigotry, fascism, asymmetry, ultra-processed foods.
Call me: He/Him/Michael/Arrogant Jackass.
No particular order.
Follow me for clever tricks, miserable advice, and pedantic tomfoolery.
If I post about politics, I assiduously tag with USPol.
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Avatar: Adobe Firefly generated golden duck on a pond with a castle in the background.
And she's really quite sweet most of the time, if irreparably spoiled rotten.
If she weren't such a tripping hazard, you'd have no choice but to love her.
Lately her thing has been trying to pull "The Yale Companion to Jewish Writing and Thought" and my sketchbooks. So, take that for what it's worth? HA!
Aww.
She's just trying to study.
Literal literary terrorist.
All day. The Damn Cat has been at the bookshelves all damn day.
If I weren't profoundly mentally unwell, I'd make an okay hotelier.
OooO. I'll bet it's dog years X plastic surgery.
In people years or dog years?
TIght as ticks, him and Tom-Ed though.
OooOO!
I'll bet some of them are drug drops!
You gotta hit it like it owes you money.
Darker than the inside of a dog.
There's milk at the house but the fridge ain't runnin'.
Lord and butter.
Lord and Taylor (I think this is a clothing brand, but I say it.)
Duhfilduh bubs (daffodils).
...It's because you asked that this is all I've got. This should go on for days.
@jezebelkat @LisaTwaroniteSone
I love that mid-century look.
No irony at all to moving across the globe to snag that American Dream, baybee!
UGH
Once again I am headed to the capital today.
Nice chairs in the last pic.
What are you going to do with yourself after this is all done?
Eew. Bob Vila shills for Home Depot now? Gross.
Should have stuck to slinging grass seed after Martha Stewart ate Sears or whatever.
Yesterday it was bears. Albeit, bears that need rehab.
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