@rasur ooh errr missus.

@teadrinker Your washing was not rained upon, it was rinsed by the angels.

@teadrinker #Bugger

@lardmotel And when does Uncle’s Tiki Lounge open for guests?

Saw this on the local news last night, my first thought was think of the damage that the “Great Unwashed” would do if they were let loose on all the preciouses.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01-04/western-australia-pinball-collector-greg-sharpe-bally-williams/106190702

@lardmotel It suits a salty sea dog like yourself Sir.

@lardmotel Technogym time?

@lardmotel We just got the same slide on the WA news too.

@rasur But wouldn’t some of the headcount being reduced also qualify as right proper headc*unts?

@teadrinker a theremin?
a set of bagpipes?
a kazoo?
a vibraphone?
a pipe organ?

@dj2mn @lardmotel And yep, the majority of social media is worse than cat upchuck.

@teadrinker Is there a portal near the laundry basket from where the extra laundry comes from?

@historyofpunkrock Ordering this from my local record store on vinyl.

Important #Caturday tasks being performed by the hoomin.

@siftinsand you thrillseeker you #FingersCrossed

@siftinsand 4 out of 5 vache predicting precipitation perhaps?

good morning sun worshipper.
#Wildlife

@teadrinker Congratulations Dr.
And good news on the pupper front.

@teadrinker @feather1952 Just be grateful for the offer of the jelly bean.