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im on @i1vy now

🩷 @lilith 🩷

#noindex #noarchive #nobridge
#nobot (robotgirls are okay though)

ivy ❀ (moved)i1vy@wetdry.world
2025-04-24

> typeof NaN
'number'

what

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✨️GlassShine✨️GlassShine@meow.social
2025-04-19
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Njion the Cofftea Dragon β˜•njion@bark.lgbt
2025-04-19

"What's in your pants?"
"Death."

Screenshot from an old mobile game "Reaper":
Vas: "Hey you! Sword boy! Or is it a sword girl? What are you exactly under that cape?"
- Mind your own business.
- Death.
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2025-04-19

(reposted so it doesnt get deleted :3)

Boosts appreciated :3
​:boost:​

Me and my friends have made these paracord collars a bit ago and they're pretty fun to make, so if you want me to make one for you or a friend, i'd be glad to do it! I can also make similar bracelets.

You have complete control over the colors and accessories. Also, we can put an NFC tag on it to point to a website, a fedi account or contact information when someone scans your collar.

I'm asking for 65 euros for a collar and 20 for a bracelet, plus shipping.

You can DM me on Matrix (
@tasiaiso:vulpinecitrus.info) or on Signal (tasiaiso.727) for more info.

A photo of 4 paracord collars. Each of them are made out of different colors: orange, black, purple, neon green. They look really cool and have bells and Yubikeys attached to them.photo of two collars and two bracelets, they are made out of paracord and are orange and bordeaux, and green and brown respectivelysame, this time the collar is black and bright pinka collar and a bracelet made out of a black and red, flannel like paracord
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jay :baba_is::baba_is_cat:benjae@plasmatrap.com
2025-04-18

wait is there something like paint but for linux i already miss it
i'm not looking for things like krita i just want something i can open and show things that took 4 seconds of thought without the need of words

ivy ❀ (moved) boosted:
2025-04-18

does anyone use qwant

ivy ❀ (moved) boosted:
2025-04-18

a flock of trans girls is called a cuddle

ivy ❀ (moved) boosted:
2025-04-18

no more geometry dash we're doing arithmetic leap now

ivy ❀ (moved) boosted:
2025-04-17

i'm serious somebody invite me to an smp

ivy ❀ (moved) boosted:
2025-04-16

gay flash drive

Sandisk Ultra Dual Drive go, in Rainbow colors, it has a USB C and A on each side, and the little slider that goes over one of the bits is colored in a progressive rainbow-esque way.
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Ζ·-167236 `adjacent' :neobot_cat_ears:adjacent@wetdry.world
2025-04-16

the plural of `fiancée' is `fiancǽæ'

#lying

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2025-04-16

Artist: faithom
Media: gundam, gundam suisei no majo
Source: twitter.com/faith0m/status/167

Danbooru tags: 2girls ahoge alternate_costume bandaid breasts cleavage day denim faithom feeding garden gloves green_eyes grey_eyes gundam gundam_suisei_no_majo hair_down hat large_breasts long_hair looking_at_another miorine_rembran multiple_girls outdoors overalls red_hair shirt shorts straw_hat suletta_mercury sunlight tomato white_hair yuri
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ENIGMATICO :flag_bisexual: :flag_nonbinary:enigmatico@mk.absturztau.be
2025-04-16

There are two types of companies right now.

The ones who like yuri, and the ones who dont.

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void priestess doll :green:0x57e11a@void.lgbt
2025-04-15
yeah same, linux kernel
[67072.543392] Dazed and confused, but trying to continue
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2025-04-14

​:BlushCat:​ Girls....

Now that I've got your attention, I'd like to autisticly rant for 2 hours about the game I'm making and how Rust is the best programming language while I occasionally get overstimulated by my body existing.

​:FingerGuns:​

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jolittlelene :neocat_agere_heart:tjhexf@transfem.social
2025-04-13

need this done to me

"me taking care of you after an evil witch turned you into a kitten"

image of a sleepy kitten in a napkin bed being peted
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Bard :genderqueer_flag: :rat_pan:Bard@transfem.social
2025-04-13

It is, of course, the anniversary of another, very important event today

A blurry photo of a naked rat standing inquisitively by a tiny xylophone. The text below reads "Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006
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eri :floofMischief:eri@mk.moth.zone
2025-04-13

"hey what's the function i need to make sure a number is always positive?"

absolute cinema meme cropped to just say absolute
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2025-04-12

i think i hate the "tint everything blue" modernisation trend

ivy ❀ (moved) boosted:
2025-04-11
Drawing of an exhausted looking girl lying in bed, holding a smartphone.  Around her are a lot of thought bubbles:
"I should draw...
I should write stories...
I should edit some videos...
I should compose music...
I should study programming...
I should make 3D models...
I should learn a new language...
I should exercise."

At the bottom in small text it says:
(does nothing)

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