It appears that at some point 17 days ago, the 'also-post-tweets-to-Mastodon' thing stopped working. FFS.

I don't know about you, but @mogwaiband are soundtracking my coronation, and its full of (central) belters.

RT @super_cogitaire
So next time the DM bleats on about “woke students doing degrees in embroidery”, remember that those gloves will have been hand sewn to fit the King by a graduate in the preservation of fine textiles.

#Coronation

Exorcist III vibes here.
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RT @realjoegreeeen
Anyone else just notice the Grim Reaper at Westminster Abbey? 👀
#Coronation
https://twitter.com/realjoegreeeen/status/1654774890237394945

RT @BritainCo
Just back from the local newsagents where they were giving away these commemorative VHS tapes with every copy of The Telegraph... #Coronation

It's rubbish. I used to get the last train from Euston to Birmingham at about 11.00pm after gigs there, when I was younger. Home by about 1.00, night bus at 2.00am.
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RT @AvantiWestCoast
Don’t get left in London tonight. Catch that last train! 👀
https://twitter.com/AvantiWestCoast/status/1654757901540499456

Boris is undoubtedly *seething*.

What a strange country this one is.

I see the sweatless wonder is present. Has this country got no shame?

Moody solo LP cover.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeTgEn5F2Ms : MARK'S NOTCAST Ep 287 : The The's "Hanky Panky" and covers albums.. 1995-1998. 5 May 2023

"Those that can't do, criticise."

Guess what? I'm no water sanitation expert, but I doubt pouring raw untreated sewage and shit into the the river is a bad idea.

The karaoke and sex-in-the-office?

The crates of beer as we couldn't see our grandparents, and they died alone?

The billions siphoned off to their mates by WhatsApp as they laughed?

Of the fact that many Conservative MP's have TV jobs (second jobs) at GeeBeebies?

I wonder.

Was it Rishi's wife squirreling away millions in tax whilst also claiming around £100k in furlough cash?

Was it the invented non-existent culture war?

Was it the hostile Voter ID Fraud attempt to steal democracy from the young?

Was it "Let the bodies pile high"?

The funeral?

I wonder what exactly it was that cost the Conservatives ONE THOUSAND seats.

Was it Boris having a party whilst your family died and you couldn't see them?

Was it Liz Truss fucking the economy like Max Hardcore, costing over 1 million households an average £530 more a month?

RT @David__Osland
Since 2018, more present or former Tory MPs have been convicted of criminal offences than voters convicted of ID fraud

This is voter suppression, skewed towards older people, discriminating against the young (who don't vote Conservative), under the pretence of tackling a miniscule, non-existent problem.
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RT @AaronLaw92
It is voter suppression, simple as. The government are a populist rabble of charlatans. https://twitter.com/lewis_goodall/status/1654235318009094145
https://twitter.com/AaronLaw92/status/1654239880707276800

Don't worry you aren't doing your best. Just under half of your days are less than average.

You know what I want? A 'horror' movie where a supernatural Freddy Krueger/Jason Voorhees type just remorselessly murders Nazis for 90 minutes. And gets away with it.