*collapses*

Guess I'll keep the app. But I can't imagine using this place regularly. I dont like it, dont like how it works. And, if I'm being honest, I dont like social media that much in general, not enough to force myself to want to be here. I'll stick with the toilet that is Twitter for now. Good look, smellephants.

Say hello if you like...um..cashmere litter.

It really is.

@RachelKolar wooooo!

Anyway, to try to make it as easy as possible to find people who share my interests, I'm a #writer who writes #horror and #comedy. I like #movies or #film if you will. I'm into #comics #comicbooks and sometimes I post dumb pics of #cats and #dogs. I like #pie and #tacos. I like you! Follow me!

#horrorwriter #author #comicswriter #halloween #pets #goofy #elonsucks #sandwiches #cracked

I would be soooooo much more inclined to use Mastodon regularly if, when I saw someone who has like 1,000 followers and clicked that number, the list wasn't completely empty sometimes. Surely there's a way to make it easier to find random people here. That's all I want.

It's almost baffling how utterly pathetic Elon really is. Just a rich, stupid toddler having a prolonged tantrum.

I keep forgetting that this place exists.

Mmmmmmmmmaassstodon
Mmmmmm Ass-todon
Mastodon

@intransitivelie if you dig maple, it's not bad. Has a very distinct maple after taste. Like drinking a Coke with your pancakes.

Maple Coke plus Possum cat.

Thinking of you

Is the Babadook on Mastodon?

Hello. This is in the pipe. Coming soon??

The only photo that exists of me from my years in college. Please enjoy. #drunkard #college #NotGaryBusey

I already lost a follower. Maybe this really is just like Twitter.

@lizscher I don't think Mastodon thinks.

@alannawrites ah yes, Steampunk Matrix.

@MikeB but it's only the followers from your server that show up, not the whole list, right?