isis agora lovecruft ✅

anarchist; the bay area’s only hacker; once-upon-a-time theoretical physicist. i might be a cryptographer but i'm not your cryptographer. 

helped build tor, signal, zcash, firefox, probably some other things folks use sometimes. i design constant time cryptographic algorithms so that others don’t have to. 🖤

they/them if you’re friend, he/him she/her if you’re foe 🏳️‍⚧️🏴

twitter/ig/github: @isislovecruft

isis agora lovecruft ✅isis
2023-10-25

@mjg59 big assumptions that he can cum or put on sweatpants

isis agora lovecruft ✅isis
2023-07-01

chekov’s opportunistic encryption

chekov’s trust on first use

chekov’s reused initialisation vector

chekov’s improvised rng

there’s so many jokes to be made here

isis agora lovecruft ✅isis
2023-07-01

as cryptographers we are steadily running out of dr who references, i suggest we switch to star trek

isis agora lovecruft ✅isis
2023-07-01

chekov’s gun is a star trek reference and nobody can tell me otherwise

isis agora lovecruft ✅isis
2023-07-01

@realwolfpupy@twitter.com anyway, fuck the blue haired false ally transphobic homophobic cryptobro

isis agora lovecruft ✅isis
2023-07-01

at one point he did a thing which resulted in me projectile vomiting because i was pretty sure he had broken both of @realwolfpupy@twitter.com’s hind legs despite me begging him to stop and him repeatedly telling me that it was fine and that i didn’t know what i was talking about

isis agora lovecruft ✅isis
2023-07-01

i should probably at some point take time to contact his investors and ensure that he does not ever secure another round

isis agora lovecruft ✅isis
2023-07-01

dude was the worst mistake i’ve ever made in my life, and i’m sorry i introduced him to people in my field, i’m sorry i had my company get him an american work visa, and i’m sorry i taught him to code, and i’m sorry i got him his first four internships and jobs

isis agora lovecruft ✅isis
2023-07-01

apple photos just decided to make a “memory” of a series of selfies from 2016-2018 where i was documenting instances of how my abusive shitty cryptographer ex had injured me, including hitting me in the face with a chair ☹️

isis agora lovecruft ✅isis
2023-06-30

he thought i’m a boy he didn’t yell at me for being topless in public 🥺

isis agora lovecruft ✅isis
2023-06-30

for the first time a seventy year old man just saw me dive into rapids topless and then hike back up a ravine and bless his sweet soul, he said, “might fine dog you got there, son, and you know your way around them waters well” and i nearly cried

isis agora lovecruft ✅isis
2023-06-29

the soup still tastes good though, it’s like, what do the french call it? soupe fumée

isis agora lovecruft ✅isis
2023-06-29

amazing honestly that anyone allows me to touch a computer

isis agora lovecruft ✅isis
2023-06-29

i managed to somehow light my can of soup on fire, again, rip my air purifier

isis agora lovecruft ✅isis
2023-06-29

i should probably have more fear of god and nature in me,

isis agora lovecruft ✅isis
2023-06-29

the r/thalassophobia subreddit—and i’m trying real hard here to be respectful of people’s legit fears of open/deep waters—it really gets me because as someone who regularly sneaks off ships at night alone to swim with sharks i am like YES PUT ME IN THE PICTURED SITUATION

isis agora lovecruft ✅isis
2023-06-29

“there are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the air”

a photo of a diver sitting on the rear jet of an airplane underwater
isis agora lovecruft ✅isis
2023-06-29

small poe the size of a large poe

isis agora lovecruft ✅isis
2023-06-29

send me your best saw and mill takes, i am looking for a good probably miter or other mounted table saw and an alaskan mill

isis agora lovecruft ✅isis
2023-06-29

if anyone needs me, or is expecting anything of me today, my apologies, but there was an accident last night where i tried to split apart two fighting dogs and wound up getting bit in the face and then had to suture my lip back together and spat up blood most of the night

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