Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch

Just a #GenX girl, back home in #Delaware after a 17 year hiatus in #NYC. I am neurospicy, middle-aged, and just getting to know myself. Learning to be a better person.

Some things I dig, now in hashtag form:

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#apple
#mac
#vintageapple
#tech
#games
#music
#photography
#3dphotography
#canon
#iphone
#thesims
#thesims4
#baldursgate3
#nobridge
#pride
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Take your memories and go forward. There is no other way. -ebock 2024

Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuchizzyamar@twit.social
2024-10-13

@corbden I hope that for you, too. I’m sorry you’re in so much pain!

Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuchizzyamar@twit.social
2024-10-13

@hotdogsladies Oh, word - that's awesome!!! :-)

Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuchizzyamar@twit.social
2024-10-13

@hotdogsladies Your kid works at Alcatraz? That's pretty neat! :-)

Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuchizzyamar@twit.social
2024-10-12

@InsaneAtheist YES! Mustering up the fucks is a big part of it for me, too lol 😂

Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch boosted:

everyone here needs to hear this

a screenshot of a reddit post:
"You're not ugly. You just look like you.
I photograph a lot of people. Almost everyone believes
they are ugly. Your grandmothen Your child. Your best
friend. Most models. Most actors. Maybe even you,
"Oh, don't take my photo, ľll break your camera!"
laughs the 80-year-old grandfather. When he dies a
few months later, his grandkids will treasure this
reminder of his "ugly mug."
"Please delete this,” says a dear old friend. She looks
beautiful. She looks like herself. She's been captured in
a moment in which she is utterly comfortable in her
skin. And she hates ił.
"Oh God,” I said, because I had to get a professional
headshot for work. "l have a face like a slapped ham," I
told the makeup artist I hired because ľm so hideous
that I can't bear to have photos of me around. The
selfie I took of "the best iťs ever going to get" is my
husbanďs iPhone background."
Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuchizzyamar@twit.social
2024-10-12

@milquetoast Same! They're a friendly lot of weirdos over there :-)

Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuchizzyamar@twit.social
2024-10-12

@InsaneAtheist All I know is that it's not a cult, and they have a lot of wonderful weirdos. :-)

Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuchizzyamar@twit.social
2024-10-12

Should I migrate to beige?

Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuchizzyamar@twit.social
2024-10-12

@JustFrank Counterproductive or not, it sounds delightful. Enjoy!! 😊

Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuch boosted:
Golden Bunny of Destiny 🕯🇺🇦🇵🇸davew@mastodon.online
2024-10-12

O beautiful
Four pizza pies
With amber mugs of beer
For pepperoni, mushrooms and
Pineapple we hold dear
Oh Pizza Hut
Oh Dominos
Digiorno cannot please
And crown thy crust
With garlic dust
From edge to edge with cheese

#PizzaToppingASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames
#GBOD

Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuchizzyamar@twit.social
2024-10-12

@davew *applauds wildly* That’s wonderful 😂

Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuchizzyamar@twit.social
2024-10-11

@skullvalanche LOL it totally could be...you might be onto something here.... :-)

Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuchizzyamar@twit.social
2024-10-11

Friday night, work is done. I'm not working tomorrow. So my plans tonight include setting my new computer monitor so it's ready for photo editing, relaxing with a bit of thc, and watching Taskmaster, possibly with a friend.

The window is open, the sounds of kids playing outside, a nice breeze, and my Gato purring on the bed...am I having another good day?

Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuchizzyamar@twit.social
2024-10-11

@tuban_muzuru I'm so sorry for your loss; what a wonderful memory, though :-) That's so lovely ❤️

Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuchizzyamar@twit.social
2024-10-11

I have less than no desire to work today. How bout y’all?

Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuchizzyamar@twit.social
2024-10-10

@tuban_muzuru Nah, we're all grown-ups here lol :-)

Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuchizzyamar@twit.social
2024-10-10

@tuban_muzuru If eating a scone is my punishment, I’ll have to start messing up my tea more often! 😂

Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuchizzyamar@twit.social
2024-10-10

This statement wasn't inspired by anything specific, but:

I love trans people.

I won't elaborate, because I don't think I should have to qualify or quantify that statement. Trans people are cool (except maybe Caitlyn Jenner, who's non-coolness has to do with her attitude and politics, and nothing to do with her being trans).

Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuchizzyamar@twit.social
2024-10-10

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned (or, if you prefer - I'm sorry, Daddy - I've been naughty). It's been a whole lifetime since my last confession.

This morning, while making tea, I put the milk in the cup first. I used too much, and the tea is so pale, but I have to admit, I like it.

Please punish me accordingly.

Melissa, Baroness of Nonsuchizzyamar@twit.social
2024-10-10

@corbden I know!!!!! Don’t get me wrong, Pulp’s version is great, but Shat and Joe made absolute magic there 😊

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