Jake

Systems Manager for global telco. Photography nut. #linux #vmware #kvm #docker #k8

@Orangefreddyg well, we only use. 10% of our brains, so that checks 😂

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To everyone who wanted to make it through another day #sober, wishing you Strength to do so.

To those who wanted to and didn’t, chin up.

Tomorrow is a new day to do the next right thing, and I believe in you.

Peace 🧡☮️

@parzivalwolfram oh that brings back terrible memories. Are you a masochist? 😂

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2023-08-06

Pittwell twitches.

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Tumbarno and Reyverty mated to produce Pittwell.
They are a Generation 1 fractal.
They have a lot to say.

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Fractal imagery.
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2023-08-06

Voyager 2 is twelve billion miles from Earth and fixed itself after a bad OTA but when Subaru did that to my Outback I had to take it to the dealership

@SecureOwl your Subaru has been spoiled if it’s getting you to take it to the dealership.

@jerry just really get ahead of the game and end it with Z. Or Omega.

@yurnidiot @lisamelton you were with cool food *before* these hipsters ate it on their plate!

@PadreSJ it’s going to be funny seeing them try to enforce non-compete clauses, while simultaneously showing actual IP theft.

Sounds like a lot of money going to be locked up at twitter for a while…

@jerry I mean they did start with one hell of a user list.

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2023-07-04

Me: I went to the pet store to buy a frog but they tried to sell me a lizard instead.

The Supreme Court: Was the lizard gay?

Me: I have no idea, it was literally a reptile.

The Supreme Court: Thank you for bringing this to our attention, we will now make it illegal for gay people to vote.

@jerry those handicap plates? He’s compensating for something. Literally.

@HamonWry @godlessmom RFK was right all along!

@aprilwright all of them together turn you into some giant robot temporarily for the boss fight.

@mattblaze what if the Russians didn’t tell him they didn’t want originals? Then he’s stuck with all those boxes. Poor guy. We should be paying him storage fees!

@ChrisPirillo back in the old days mice would travel in business class, but were not served food. This is a container the mice would use for their own food.

@vkc yes it’s quite good.

@Wifiwits so good it takes you three times as long just to evenly clean without blotches 😂

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