No, we don't. We need to talk about your trackers.

I'm awake and ready to make that a problem. Happy Friday.

@0xabad1dea this is android, right?

tired of going to bed on time? ask your doctor if Reading Posts is right for you

ironic that we live in a time where everybody owns a computer with a mandatory button that spawns a supposed "magical genie", except for computer witches & wizards who specifically do *not* have such a button anywhere, nor do they wish to have one

@tracketpacer up until the twenty first century I think they’re unambiguously the worst country on earth.

Even after that, nearly all of the world’s geopolitical problems stem from things they did, though obviously America is trying to catch up.

@marcoarment my hot take is accessible public betas have not been a good change

Fun hate read to remind you of who the megadonor rank and file cater to: https://www.vogue.com/slideshow/huma-abedin-and-alex-soros-wedding

Some unintentionally very funny captions

@mcc @takeoutweight just saw this comedy sketch, where these two fictional characters lament being “different” and prosecuted for merely “unbuckling other riders and lifting them out during the ride”

The AI summary makes it sound like nonfiction

the tech industry keeps saying we need to prepare for AGI, and i guess we should listen bc look at how right they were about
- autonomous cars
- cryptocurrency
- mars colonization
- blockchain
- virtual reality in the office

@mcc @takeoutweight I truly can’t fathom how they think their creators will stand for this. It shows in the _list view_, before I even click on a video.

A creator took the time to make a nice video about a topic and YouTube is gonna strive to keep me from needing to click it whatsoever? They’re just doing the Google playbook, but for video results? I hope there is a revolt

Hot take: Mastodon shouldn’t have a web interface, and devs certainly shouldn’t spend any time on it.
https://mastodon.social/@Gargron/114693670994299306

One in every 70 Americans was on the streets yesterday and it’s not on the NYT front page 24 hours later.

The collective source code on GitHub is a lot less valuable than the history including PRs and issues stored on there.

@aphyr I am incredibly uncomfortable dancing and cannot for the life of me understand how people derive pleasure from it, a feeling I would not attribute first to my sexuality.

But I’m guessing most the men you’re describing aren’t shy autists there to hear a cool set live. Sorry it wasn’t enjoyable, I’m grossed out at your descriptions, ugh 😞

Ngl seeing footage of this fucking army parade, followed immediately by "a special thanks to our sponsor, Palantir" and "this message is brought to you by Lockheed Martin" actually like did something to me. It's been over but it's never been more over than right now

silicon valley be like :

what if your doorbell sold your personal data
what if your taxi sold your personal data
what if your hotel sold your personal data
what if your alarm clock sold your personal data
what if your watch sold your personal data
what if your walkman sold your personal data
what if your

When they said “never again” every person saying it mostly meant “you’re not gonna catch us next time”, huh