JacobRPG❌👑

he/him

The oldest millennial.
The oldest Jacob.
#GoodAtGoodIdeas.
Published author.
Public speaker.

#ITYSL
#RetroGaming
#Zelda
#49ers

A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.

2026-02-22

@myherozero that’s too many beavers!

2026-02-22

@BasementDweller3000
I know it’s taboo but I like to get mine from a certified breeder. That way I can pick out a peeve breed that really fits into my life.

2026-02-22

This is me procrastinating

2026-02-21

@myherozero
The Big Lebowski
Hackers
Dumb and Dumber
Jurassic Park

2026-02-21

@myherozero
I’ve done a couple. Usually sending lower powered members to do those. Can those be failed? Or is it a guarantee each time?

2026-02-21

Anyone have any ideas for a lawsuit that is sure to succeed that will pay me out millions, so I can stop working and start enjoying life more and filling in time with volunteering?

2026-02-21

@myherozero
Made it to Chapter 3.

I was progressing smoothly and then I got to the last 2 (3 if you count the 2 parter separately) battles of Ch 2 and hit a huge wall. And it sucked because I was locked in an area of the map with only 2 cities and neither had much that I needed from the merchants. So I did some grinding and job changing to eventually free myself. But it took hours.

This game is rad though so I stuck with it. Happy I picked up this remaster.

JacobRPG❌👑 boosted:

Middle of the night:

Me: "I haven't eaten lima beans in a really long time."

2026-02-21

@MisterMadge
Oh my! Must subscribe! I hope every state has its own edition!

JacobRPG❌👑 boosted:
Szabó Em, Enigma Heart Art Director :shrimplant:jadedtwin@corteximplant.com
2026-02-21

some final touches

Pixel art crab with Garfield's head. It is holding a knife. It is saying "I said I wanted lasagna, John...". It is standing in Jon Arbuckle's kitchen. It has a Dark Souls boss-like title of Giant Enemy Crabfield, kicker of Odies.
2026-02-21

@donni will it be cool someday?

2026-02-21

@ramsey
@Binder
One day, once we get past this era of “AI,” we’ll look back upon it as some sort of contagion that spread throughout upper and then middle management. A mania that they believed was doing something while it barely moves the needle (if at all).

2026-02-20

Why does Trump have such a hard-on for tariffs?

#USPol

2026-02-20

@danirabbit
Just wait until Forever 39 begins to feel more realistic.

2026-02-20

Deez what, @garrison?

2026-02-20

Surely, you jape!

2026-02-20
2026-02-20

Very annoyed with 2fa today

2026-02-20

@justinwolfers
Spoiler alert: congress will go along with it

2026-02-20

@Moosader
It’ll start out free with some opt-in requirements. Then it’ll be free with more opt-in and advertisements. But you can pay a small amount to remove ads. Then it’ll be a paid sub, ads will no longer be optional, and the opt-in requirements will be more invasive.

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