Aw man, seeing this title and that it was from the NYT had me excited for a minute. I was like "oohhh shit, the mainstream media is calling them out for using LLM in the headline?!”

Turns out, the actual heading is just “White House Health Report Included Fake Citations”.

They have a few people comment on how LLMs can result in this problem, but still not nearly as dramatic as calling out some bullshit in the headline.

Yeah feel like there is some context needed. Is OP pissing and shitting in that sink?

Yeah this is the reason there’s so much violence in the drug trade. If someone robs a drug dealer, they can’t go to the police. If someone encroaches on a gang’s territory, they can’t sue. If a cartel budges out a rival cartel through shady business practices, there’s no legal recourse. So the result of all the situations is extreme violence.

That’s the end road here if the justice system continues to be corrupted. There will eventually become a point where people see the rich getting richer off the suffering of others, and with no legal recourse, will resort to violence.

Lol glad you enjoyed it. These fake/gay green text comments are probably well past being socially acceptable at this point, but I always get a kick out of them.

That’s what’s mind blowing to me about this type of stuff. It’s not like this is a middle school English assignment where you might get lucky and your hung over teacher might not check your references. They’re writing public policy for the entire United States! Of course someone is going to dive into your citations!

I remember legitimately thinking rage comics were hilarious back in like 2012. Now I look at them like “wtf was I thinking?”

I can’t even blame it on being young. I was in my 30s then!

Lol is this a cross post from the same community? Well played.

That’s exactly what I was thinking. A human doesn’t accidentally cite multiple made up studies. So these fuckers are writing government policy by saying “Hey ChatCPT, write a scientific paper with citations about how vaccines are bad.”

Exactly. I can’t remember where I heard this - it might have been a podcast like RadioLab or something else - but it was talking about how happily married, intelligent couples talk to each other .

It turns out, it’s not usually super deep, intelligent conversations. The vast majority of conversations are just meaningless bullshit. Most of the time, couples aren’t even really talking to each other, but they’re just kind of thinking aloud. Stupid stuff like, “I swear I saw a dozen blue Volkswagens today.”

It turns out that people who are comfortable with each other don’t need to have deep conversations all the time. They can just relax, unwind, and be themselves.

Fake: Anon has sex with a woman

Gay: Anon started this whole thread just to get guys to talk about dicks.

There’s a story line about how her sister/guardian has to do 3 things by the end of the week - including getting health insurance - or she’ll lose custody. Lilo almost drowns before her guardian gets health insurance and gets taken to the hospital. The social worker says that the state will cover the bill, if the sister gives up custody.

In the future, you should probably watch the movie before commenting - especially when you make an intentionally inflammatory comment about someone “flying into a fit of rage” at the mere mention of a hospital.

Elementary school always warned us that people would offer us free drugs. This whole time, people have joked that no one is going around giving away free cocaine and heroin. Turns out, it was cigarettes they were trying to warn us about

Risky click of the day

Windows is more like, oh that file you saved earlier? Yeah we moved that to OneDrive. You want it back? Sorry didn’t pay your OneDrive subscription fee, so you don’t actually have that file anymore. Hope it wasn’t something irreplaceable like your kid’s baby photos or anything lol.

Fake: Anon has a friend and participates in social activities.

Gay: Anon comes out of the closet to his boss.

Hey, this past week our funny photo went viral throughout the whole world. Thousands of shares and likes in many different countries! Once and for all: the picture was taken in Belgium, in a small village called Bornem.

After a minor intervention, we had some time left near the railway to make this picture. Since there were no trains running at all for a week due to maintenance works, we can state that our joke was a real success! Thanks to our entire team, 2nd sqdn Firefighters Bornem!

Well played, Belgian firefighters.

There were 12 Pocahontases?!

Most of Trump’s base was probably cheering him on until he got to this part:

“The same low-IQ trash who watch the fast and furious franchise.”

A+ title from OP

Not unless you guys have annexed Hawaii recently and I missed that in the news.

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