Javier

Posts in English and Spanish. Occasional jokes about computers, biology and chemistry.

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Micro SF/F by O. WestinMicroSFF@mastodon.art
2025-06-26

"What does your infernal device do?" Captain Clever asked while locking the handcuffs.

"It's a hopebeam," Dr. Dastard said. "When I start it, everyone in the city will find hope that things can change."

"Why?"

"So they'll get disappointed and buy my ice cream to cope."

"Hm. How do I turn it on?"

#TootFic #MicroFiction #SmallStories

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Pedro Pascal's Archenemy 🧄bean@twoot.site
2025-06-25

Coldplay is just boneless Radiohead,

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elmundotodayelmundotoday
2025-06-25

El algoritmo de Spotify cree que podría gustarte el podcast “Nazis estafadores te explican trucos de finanzas”

elmundotoday.com/2025/06/el-al

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2025-06-25

SISYPHUS FM
NON STOP CLASSIC ROCK'N'ROLL

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Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian:ariadne@treehouse.systems
2025-06-24

wrote enough of a stub compositor with wlroots to run rootful Xwayland with windowmaker. much lighter than "real" X server...

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2025-06-24

Fun fact: If you see someone at a nerd event wearing a vim-themed shirt, it's because they put it on in 2003 and couldn't figure out how to take it off

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Jonathanjmcrookston
2025-06-24

I can't get over this sentence no matter how often I read it.

"Women showed no effects when told they were masculine; however, men given feedback suggesting they were feminine expressed more support for war, homophobic attitudes, and interest in purchasing an SUV."

2025-06-23

"His eyes were cold. As cold as the bitter winter snow that was falling outside. Yes, cold and therefore difficult to chew..."

#fortune #bsdgames

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2025-06-22

Yo dando like a las conversaciones entre varios miembros de la instancia

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Dr. Cat Hicksgrimalkina
2025-06-21

Holy fucking shit I have just spent fifteen minutes reading social media reactions to that "chatgpt rots your brain" paper and absolutely no one understands brains or has read this paper

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#JKRowling #StephenFry

"STEPHEN Fry has said JK Rowling has been 'radicalised by TERFs' as he hit out at the Harry Potter author’s 'cruel' comments about transgender people.

The TV presenter and comic described the bestselling writer, whose net worth reportedly stands at ÂŁ945 million, as a 'lost cause' because of her views.

Fry has historically been wary of wading into the transgender debate but has now come out to say he disagrees 'profoundly' with Rowling’s views.

He narrated the audiobooks for the whole Harry Potter series and said he was 'sorry' about his rift with Rowling over the issue.

Fry told The Show People podcast last week that he previously enjoyed Rowling’s company but said her gender critical views had 'completely altered the way she talks and engages with the world now'."

uk.news.yahoo.com/stephen-fry-

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Keyboardskeyboards
2025-06-21
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2025-06-21

The folks who can't even be trusted to count unread messages in an inbox want me to use their language model to write computer programs.

The github notifications window, the navigation shows the inbox with one unread message, the screen shot is cropped tightly enough to only include the navigation and the 4 "unread" markers to the left of the top top 4 notifications. This inbox has many more than 1, or even 4 unread messages
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BarequeoBarequeo
2025-06-21

Con la filosofĂ­a aprendĂ­...
Por: Paula VĂĄsquez

"Cuando uno empieza a sentirse envalentonado por la adultez recién adquirida se parece un poco a esos perros que han estado encerrados por mucho tiempo y, cuando les abren la puerta, salen corriendo como locos desquiciados a que los atropelle un carro. Mi primera decisión, en consecuencia, fue estudiar filosofía".

👇
barequeo.com/vetas/con-la-filo

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anti-consumerism and self-reliance are the same thing

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josefjk
2025-06-20

refusing to use floating-point numbers on moral grounds because their imprecision makes them technically a form of gambling

2025-06-20

@phoikoi @nedbat this seems quite similar to the Functional Core/Imperative Shell pattern: destroyallsoftware.com/screenc

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The Whore of BlahbylonThe_Whore_of_Blahbylon
2025-06-18

The more you know.

Someone googled the question: Is tripe kosher?

The Google AI overview response was: Whether tripe is kosher depends on the religion of the cow.
2025-06-18

@mhoye All Your Reply Bros Are Belong To Us

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