Jerry πŸ¦™πŸ’πŸ¦™

Recovering CISO
May have an orchid problem
Bad photography
Worse dad jokes
The worst Infosec hot takes
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Twitter: @maliciouslink
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Jerry πŸ¦™πŸ’πŸ¦™jerry@infosec.exchange
2026-02-01

@AAKL good idea. I'm sending them an email.

Jerry πŸ¦™πŸ’πŸ¦™jerry@infosec.exchange
2026-02-01

@AAKL @BBCNews the other site is correctly identifying the images as as not AI. Which is good because I was worried about how I was going to break the news about who I really am to my wife and kids.

Jerry πŸ¦™πŸ’πŸ¦™jerry@infosec.exchange
2026-02-01

@AAKL @BBCNews after playing with it a little bit, it appears that the bright colored background and reflection are common elements in my pics that cause it to say it's AI. I will try the other site.

Jerry πŸ¦™πŸ’πŸ¦™jerry@infosec.exchange
2026-02-01

@AAKL @BBCNews dang, most of my favorites are really AI

Jerry πŸ¦™πŸ’πŸ¦™jerry@infosec.exchange
2026-02-01

@AAKL @BBCNews I have long suspected that I'm not a real boy, and instead actually some sort of less advanced AI

Jerry πŸ¦™πŸ’πŸ¦™jerry@infosec.exchange
2026-02-01

@AAKL @BBCNews Well, now I understand why people are accusing my images of being AI:

Jerry πŸ¦™πŸ’πŸ¦™ boosted:
Daniel Howard 🌻dannyman@sfba.social
2026-02-01

RE: infosec.exchange/@jerry/115996

"At first, I was amazed at the idea of a social media site for AI bots, but then I remembered that LinkedIn has been around for a long time."

Jerry πŸ¦™πŸ’πŸ¦™jerry@infosec.exchange
2026-02-01

@webhat β€œeven fakerer hot takes, even scammier crypto scams, even more inflamed inflammatory statements” is what I assume the author meant

Jerry πŸ¦™πŸ’πŸ¦™jerry@infosec.exchange
2026-02-01

Dog tired ❀️

Jerry πŸ¦™πŸ’πŸ¦™ boosted:
2026-02-01

@jerry A decade on and SQL injection attacks were still common because everyone was rushing to β€œdo the thing” but not taking the β€œhow” seriously. As we dive in with all three AI hallucinated feet, what hell shall we bring on ourselves for in a rush to β€œdo the thing.”

Jerry πŸ¦™πŸ’πŸ¦™jerry@infosec.exchange
2026-02-01

@target β€œ As we dive in with all three AI hallucinated feet” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Jerry πŸ¦™πŸ’πŸ¦™jerry@infosec.exchange
2026-02-01

@varx it was a two-in-one joke

Jerry πŸ¦™πŸ’πŸ¦™jerry@infosec.exchange
2026-02-01

Unsurprisingly, a social media site written by AI for AI agents to do whatever AI agents do on a social media site had bad security that apparently allowed access to any of the agents that joined: 404media.co/exposed-moltbook-d

At first, I was amazed at the idea of a social media site for AI bots, but then I remembered that LinkedIn has been around for a long time.

Jerry πŸ¦™πŸ’πŸ¦™jerry@infosec.exchange
2026-02-01

@Puck I did my basement bathroom in a deep red. It was glorious. Then my son moved down their and I don’t think I’ve regretted a paint color more when trying to cover over red with an off white paint.

Jerry πŸ¦™πŸ’πŸ¦™jerry@infosec.exchange
2026-02-01

@Puck it’s quite nice. It looks a lot darker on the wall that the bit of paint on the can looks, IMO. We’ve done a lot of bold colored walls in this house and they usually work out.

Jerry πŸ¦™πŸ’πŸ¦™jerry@infosec.exchange
2026-02-01

18Β°f with 20mph sustained winds for my dog walk this evening. I wore all the long Johns and was still cold. My dog, however, was in heaven and still panting a little.

Jerry πŸ¦™πŸ’πŸ¦™jerry@infosec.exchange
2026-02-01

@Puck ok. It’s valspar from Lowe’s. It doesn’t have a name sadly, but this is the tag which is enough to have some made. I’m pretty sure it had a name when we first bought it a long time ago, but it has since been sunset and we took it in and they made it based on the tint values of the original paint.

Jerry πŸ¦™πŸ’πŸ¦™jerry@infosec.exchange
2026-02-01

@simonzerafa that is exactly my response.

Jerry πŸ¦™πŸ’πŸ¦™jerry@infosec.exchange
2026-02-01

@veticus I have long wanted to get a salon stand like that and since I have room for one now, I treated myself. It’s really cool - the vertical axis is counterweighted so it’s easy to move up and down with just a finger.

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