Tonight's @actualylt.bsky.social lineup for the Hanukkah shows at Bowery Ballroom

Me: *talks about legal technology and the ethical, intelligent use of AI by lawyers*

My cat: *I am hatching a napkin and purring*

please enjoy this excerpt from my new book, "parenting in the 21st century"

good morning

here are Yakineko S. Cat, Machu Pizza (also a cat, not a pizza), and Kelly Kapowski

Vegan Bagel and Lox at Zucker's Bagels in NYC (Bryant Park).

The Konscious Vegan Traditional Konscious Foods Plant-Based Smoked Salm'n™, Roasted Garlic & Fresh Herb Tofu, Capers, Tomato, Red Onions on Plain Bagel

Fish pancakes for breakfast?

If you remember The Brak Show Starring Brak, you'll remember how delightful the songs were. And if you don't remember or you're too young, I'm serious, start your discovery with "I Like Hubcaps."

https://youtu.be/fKwnnRWNQ3E?si=JCj49a51Aa9BUYBa

Okay, so it turns out that if you teach your children well, they don't become jerks, but they do develop dad jokes:

Kid (picking up stud finder): what's this?

Me: stud finder, do you want to know how it works

Kid (holds it up to his chest, beeping): look, it found one

Look at this cat. Look how silly she looks right now.

This... this is all I can do. One very stupid, but much beloved, cat named Yakineko.

these HORRIBLE people have TRAPPED me in ORDER to keep me HEALTHY

Have a great day from this yenta of a cat and this elderly absolute purring machine (Machu Pizza and Yakineko) #cats

Take a break, see this cat.

I got my kid their first mobile phone tonight and OMG how did I not know how much fun it would be to annoy him with memes text messages

My child, as I ask him to put away his iPad or lose it for the next day, exclaimed:

"Jesus dot christ at gmail dot com! FINE!!"

Me: I love my cat

The Vet: we have to remove all his teeth it's going to be $3000

Me: I love my cat $3000 more now

Me when someone says "hey, you want coffee?"

I had the opportunity to go to Lego House last year. Highly recommended if you're ever in Billund, Denmark.
And there are Lego House only special kits, like the Lego House Architecture Kit!

#LegoHouse #LEGO

Hello, I found this under my sink this morning. Is this normal? Do I need to call a specialist to remove it? Or do I just need wet food? #cats

Hello, my child has taken 302,757 #screenshots on their iPad since July 2021.

Read that number again. Here's a picture.