Jilder

All things move towards their end, of that you can be sure.

I will adopt your discarded genders. Any pronoun is fine.

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Happy 13th birthday to the most essential artwork of the current era, @kcg.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy ‘s “This is fine,” to all those who celebrate.

Jilderjilder
2026-01-15

@davidgerard Everyone with a superannuation account (so almost every Australian) is a shareholder. Once you get your head around that a lot of our gov decision making makes a lot more sense. Every barista in that shop is a shareholder over here, even if they don't think of it like that.

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Emily C TaylorPentapod@mstdn.ca
2026-01-14

RE: flipboard.social/@CultureDesk/

#TIL today I learned that it’s possible to sponsor a gay German sheep 😮🏳️‍🌈 Somehow that makes my day slightly brighter. 😄

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2026-01-09

Crackdown.

My @smh @theage cartoon.

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2026-01-09

Start considering moving your communities out of Discord now. Don’t wait for the enshittiffication to arrive, the clock is ticking. No one will listen to me, but let’s talk again later. reuters.com/business/chat-plat

Chat platform Discord files confidentially for US IPO, Bloomberg News reports
Jilderjilder
2026-01-07

@TashTaylor You could write a script that just goes "BRAND, please stop turning off USER DEFINED SETTING every PRODUCT update. I know you're fully committed to making your product worse with every patch, but this is deeply frustrating" and never have to type up a status update for the rest of your life.

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WGAvanDijkWGAvanDijk
2026-01-07

Next time Trump, Vance and their cronies threathen to take Greenland, the EU nations need to combine their most special forces, invade Mar-a-Lago, abduct Trump, Melania, Vance, Rubio, and whoever "important" is present, and bring them to the International Criminal Court in The Hague. Lock them up, indict them, ready court sessions.

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Jeff Starrperishable
2026-01-06

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Natasha 🇪🇺Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt
2026-01-06

Me after reading the news on any given day

A cartoon of The Hulk exhausted on the grass

HULK WILL SLEEP NOW, AND MAYBE WHEN HULK WAKES UP

EVERYTHING THAT HAS MADE HULK TIRED WILL BE CHANGED
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The Icariantheicarian
2026-01-06

The Fascist says one of the justifications for removing Maduro was he refused to honor the results of a democratic election.

Irony is dead.

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2026-01-06

I wish we had spent the last 26 years teaching people that the reason the 2000 bug didn't destroy a significant amount of our infrastructure is because *we caught it* and *spent thousands of hours fixing it* BEFORE the year 2000

Because within that little perplexion - people thinking the problem was a hoax because it was fixed before it destroyed shit - is an encapsulation of the current era of Western politics, including COVID mitigation, lesser evil politics, fascism, and crime rate hyperbole

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BunRab Voted for HarrisBunRab@mstdn.social
2026-01-05
Screenshot of a post by "Louise Jensen Duffy"

"So, a lot of people ask me why I buy so many books. The truth is, I have a genetic disorder where my body doesn't produce enough books of its own, so I have to supplement."
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Star Trek Minus Contextnocontexttrek
2026-01-04
Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a corridor on the Enterprise. Two non series regular crew members are standing behind Spock in a bodyguard stance. (Tough guy bodyguard vibe, not Kevin Coster/Whitney Houston bodyguard vibe). Spock is wearing a dress uniform with extra flair, medals, and pins, a golden sash, and has a goatee. He's looking at Kirk, who seems a bit cocky and is wearing a glittery fancy gold sleeveless uniform. Closed caption reads, "Terror must be maintained or the empire is doomed."
Jilderjilder
2026-01-03

@betsybookworm If I'm lucky enough to get off the front exit I'll wave at them by way of thank you but ITS NOT THE SAME!

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2026-01-03

I'm really tired of hearing terms like "digital detox".

We don't need to "detox" from digital. We need to wrest control of digital away from the capitalist oligarchs who have corrupted it into a torment nexus.

Jilderjilder
2026-01-03

@scy Profanity in Australian media is how we differentiate between adult and children's shows. If there's no cursing at all it feels forced and fake.

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2026-01-03

They say you should dress for the job you want, but I've been dressing like a gently mad Victorian widow who lives in a haunted mansion on the moors for years now, and I've yet to receive a single offer of gainful employment.

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2026-01-03

@FSonder I got a job working in a factory that made little plastic dracula toys, but there were only two of us working in the factory so I had to make every second count.

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2026-01-02

Important Announcement:

2025 has been eaten.

#Squirrels

Looking down on the numbers 2025 that have been made atop the snow with black sunflower seeds.The same design of sunflower seeds except now a Gray Squirrel has shown up and is beginning to eat the entirety of the #5. Picture taken from the second floor of a house.Having eaten the #5 the squirrel is looking straight at the camera as it begins decimation of the #2.It is now New Years Day and the numbers 2025 are nothing but husks. Our hungry little squirrel from the day before has been joined by two more squirrels as they rummage through the remains of the sunflower seeds.
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ineffective altruisttsvga@ni.hil.ist
2026-01-02
The virgin "AGI existential risk" versus the Chad Global Warming. The left shows the virgin as a skinny gray robot with a desktop computer for a head. Around it are the following bulletpoints: 

- programmer LARP fantasy that makes coding the single most important skill for saving humanity 

- fake and made up 

- entirely based on thought experiments 

- projects an anthropomorphic drive toward control and power onto algorithms that just do statistics to spit out words; colonialist self-report 

- zero evidence 

- sponsored by billionaires who want to make their technology seem more important than it is 

- blackmails you from the future using faulty logic; doesn't actually make any sense 

- "oh no, I guess we have to build the Doom Machine now. I guess the course of technological progress is inevitable, oh well" 

The right shows the Chad global warming as a burning globe covered in oil refineries and with extremely muscular arms and legs. Around it are the following bulletpoints: 

- incomprehensibly complex and interconnected polycrisis

- reveals deep-rooted flaws with the dominant politico-economic paradigm; demands a fundamental shift of human value systems by its sheer physical existence 

- verified by the entire scientific community

- billionaires don't want you to think about it because it is too scary 

- will actually kill you 

- resists ideological simplification 

- divine retribution for fossil capital's greed and wanton exploitation of the natural world

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