Joshua M. Clulow

Queer. ADHD. Engineer. UNIX person. Australian-American. Member of illumos core team. Building a new machine at Oxide Computer Company!

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Natasha Jay 🇪🇺Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt
2025-06-15

You don't have to put on the red light.

The rear of a truck designed to carry minerals. It's marked "ROCK-SAND"
Joshua M. Clulowjmc@unix.house
2025-06-13

@iliana including this sad commentary on US politics

Joshua M. Clulowjmc@unix.house
2025-06-13

@mos_8502 There is an extent to which the bastards win if we are all too fucked up to do at least some of the things that fulfil us also

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linux software names:

  • Simple
  • Kowabunga
  • Birmingham
  • PISS (PISS Is Super Special)
  • greg’s shell script
Joshua M. Clulowjmc@unix.house
2025-06-13

@iximeow @iliana gender? m/f/nb/but I hardly

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Matt Keetermjk@hachyderm.io
2025-06-11

"Google’s mission is to organize the world's information and make it universally accessible and useful."

Screenshot of a google search for "oxide computer company address"

A large info box reads: "1251 Park Ave, Emeryville, CA 94608"

The AI Overview reads

Oxide Computer Company, founded by Steve Tuck, appears to be based in the UK, with a focus on high-performance computing. While a precise address is not readily available in the search results, their primary activity seems to be cloud computing services, specifically focused on large-scale deployments and research. Steve Tuck is listed as the Co-Founder and CEO at Crunchbase, which could be a good starting point for further research into their official address.
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2025-06-11
Joshua M. Clulowjmc@unix.house
2025-06-11

@iliana @artemis I mean if you have to have termites in some walls for whatever reason it's probably best to label them as such

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Glyphglyph
2025-06-09

how far off do we think this is from being the default shell startup on every platform

thepit.social/@peter/114601765

A screenshot of a terminal, with a big ASCII-art "STOP!" banner, and below it,

"""
This is an operating system feature intended for developers. If ChatGPT
told you to copy-paste something here to accomplish a task, it is a scam
and it will delete all of your files.
"""
Joshua M. Clulow boosted:

Me: "I wonder what inspired the look of the 'safe to turn off your computer' screen in Windows 95."

Burger King in 1968:

A screenshot from a 1968 Burger King advert that says "the burgers are bigger at Burger King" in orange text on a black background.
Joshua M. Clulowjmc@unix.house
2025-06-07

@lundman it's killing me that the slop factory does as well with suicide doors as it does with human hands

Joshua M. Clulowjmc@unix.house
2025-06-05

@apam when it's stuck can you point "ptree" at the nightly process so we can see it's children

Joshua M. Clulowjmc@unix.house
2025-06-05

@apam This definitely seems like a bug we ought to fix. If you run "nightly" it ought to be able to work regardless of what's in your environment or your bash profile.

Joshua M. Clulowjmc@unix.house
2025-06-04

@daedalus You should be grateful that capital allows you to keep your job in delousing, for now, labour

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ionchy :meowcowboy:ionchy@types.pl
2025-06-04

"you have to admit that copilot is useful for" no I don't. if vim users don't have to concede that using a mouse is useful then no I don't

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2025-06-03

Honestly I think there's a disconnect between LLM proponents when it comes to code and the rest of us. They see code as a purely mechanical thing, and so ripe for automation. To them claims of artistry and craft are something to roll your eyes at, arrogance from senior engineers who think too highly of themselves

Meanwhile said senior engineers have the decades of experience to know how much of programming relies on artistry and craft, how much of it is fundamentally a creative endeavor

Joshua M. Clulowjmc@unix.house
2025-06-01

@whitequark @mei yes I agree that the intent and the care is usually discernable and covers a lot of sins

Joshua M. Clulowjmc@unix.house
2025-06-01

@whitequark @mei I dunno, I have two degrees and I care probably too much about software quality and I still make programs that do idiot things

Joshua M. Clulowjmc@unix.house
2025-06-01

@iliana you'll be lucky if they let you torque to a real person oh god I'm so sorry

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