@lowqualityfacts Wells Fargo:

@hotdogsladies Also this is Waffles.

@hotdogsladies Finally, an influencer who is committed to keeping this election focused on the issues Americans truly care about. #thankyouforyourservice

@glennf

@paulisci Shut down this year's contest, we have a winner.
https://beige.party/@TheBreadmonkey/112749907549664309

@thegibson “AI ain’t no country I’ve ever heard of? They speak English in AI?”

@mathowie I'd report this to the FTC, state AGs office, and pass it along to your federal representatives. The FTC is still finalizing its rule for junk fees, and this should absolutely be included.

@glennf My Cybertruck, is melting in the dark…

All that sweet brown rusting, flowing down.

@manton AI companies are already finding ways around it potentially: https://rknight.me/blog/perplexity-ai-is-lying-about-its-user-agent/

An NPC necessarily assumes the existence of a PC, a player character, who has free will.
https://mastodon.social/@kottke/112605289641358251

@drdrang Sounds more like an @ismh86 topic

@Historyan2 @bullivant "He's at Charterhouse. Only a day boy, not a boarder."

@lolgop Someone pointed out once, maybe on here, maybe on Reddit, that the goal of all the Hunter Biden stuff is to get him to relapse to break Joe Biden and since I saw that the whole thing makes a lot more sense.

Garmin InReach: "Shit"

Executives: Nobody wants to work!

Also Executives: Why do all these people keep wanting to work?!
https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/112593380133694643

BREAKING: Crappy car company having trouble selling its crappy cars
https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/112575975670185644

@Cdespinosa @NewsBot I don't know what's funnier in the headline: a British source misspelling "line up" or the idea that you had to take out a lien in order to go to the rally, which is only like 15% past the limit of believability.

@aleen What sport could this athlete competently play when he was over 95% cheekbone?

“Fuddled” is the best word for drunk I’ve heard since “tight” ( @hotdogsladies)
https://mastodon.social/@samuelpepys/112566554576438149

Yes, please, absolutely. You should have to take a 1 hr course and pass a test on just this picture before you get a driver's license.
https://botsin.space/@xkcdbot/112437289388009218