John P. Green

Web Developer. Best known as the webmaster of the longest operating website, GrnRngr.com. Perennially exhausted by a never-ending TODO list.

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Michigander :toad:Michigander@toad.social
2025-12-24

I know many of us are heading into the holiday season which can be taxing for a variety of reasons, so I will just say: “Good luck with whatever the hell you’ve got going on for the next week.”

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nixCraft 🐧nixCraft
2025-12-21

Lmao. This is funny.

A screenshot of a social media thread from Threaeds where user adambarta asks, "Why is Wikipedia still a thing? Doesn’t ChatGPT just render it completely irrelevant?" Below it, user bridget.clinch replies to that user, "You're the people in the floaty chairs at the start of Wall E."

Source https://www.threads.com/@bridget.clinch/post/DSbTZDRkhEt
John P. Green boosted:
2025-12-14

George Clooney is an actor.

Put him in the role of a surgeon in front of a camera, and he will do and say things the average non-surgeon viewer will agree are surgeonish. After an hour of that, we are, as average non-surgeon viewers, satisfied and entertained.

Put him in an operating theatre, and the patient will fucking die because he's not a surgeon and knows nothing about really doing surgery.

This is a post about LLMs.

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Amir Khanamirbkhan
2025-12-13

What she said.
Could not have stated this any better.
👇🏽👇🏽

When people say “stop being political” what they really mean is the system works fine for me and you’re ruining my vibe by reminding me it’s built on others peoples pain”
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Qasim Rashid, Esq.QasimRashid
2025-12-10

Christmas reminder: If GOP didn’t give 800 billionaires a $2T tax cut (again)—we’d have enough for SNAP, cancel all medical debt, and cancel all student debt.

GOP sold out 200M Americans to serve 800 billionaires.

This is what class war on working people looks like. Stop bootlicking billionaires. Start taxing them out of existence.

John P. Green boosted:
2025-12-09

EMAIL WRAPPED 2025

This year, you received too fucking much email!

Number of emails that found you well: zero

Number of emails that you printed, even though you didn't consider the environment: zero

Number of times an "out of office" autoresponder was immediately followed by the person answering your email: all of the times

Your favorite email was: none of them

Next year, you are considering: are there any countries where email is illegal, and what are their immigration laws?

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josefjk
2025-12-07

a high-profile software project proudly announcing that it's going to start "using AI" is basically the same thing to me as seeing a big "this repo is archived" banner. perhaps even worse in some respects? intentionally or not, the message it sends is "we don't really enjoy programming and we don't want to work on this anymore, but rather than retire the project we're going to do a really lackluster job from now on". like if your favorite coffee brand proudly announced "now 20% more sawdust"

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Ars Technicaarstechnica
2025-12-04

In 1995, a Netscape employee wrote a hack in 10 days that now runs the Internet
Thirty years later, JavaScript is the glue that holds the interactive web together, warts and all.
arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/1

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Emily Gladstone ColeEmily@infosec.exchange
2025-12-03
A tweet or toot from user @hotjamz. The text:

he's makin a list
it's kept in plain text
an elf just got phished
you know what is next
santa claus has leaked 2.2 billion user's
names, addresses, naughty/nice statuses,
and the times they are asleep in their homes
John P. Green boosted:
2025-12-02

anecdotal reports are that this makes Firefox noticeably faster

that list of settings to disable:

browser.ml.enable
browser.ml.chat.enabled
browser.ml.chat.menu
browser.ml.chat.page
browser.ml.chat.page.footerBadge
browser.ml.chat.page.menuBadge
browser.ml.linkPreview.enabled
browser.ml.pageAssist.enabled
browser.tabs.groups.smart.enabled
browser.tabs.groups.smart.userEnabled
extensions.ml.enabled
browser.search.visualSearch.featureGate

browser.ml.enable
    browser.ml.chat.enabled
    browser.ml.chat.menu
    browser.ml.chat.page
    browser.ml.chat.page.footerBadge
    browser.ml.chat.page.menuBadge
    browser.ml.linkPreview.enabled
    browser.ml.pageAssist.enabled
    browser.tabs.groups.smart.enabled
    browser.tabs.groups.smart.userEnabled
    extensions.ml.enabled
    browser.search.visualSearch.featureGate
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Adrian Roselli, pH0aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-12-01

As holiday fundraising campaigns ramp up, remember that the #SalvationArmy is fundamentally an evangelical anti-LGBTQ organization that campaigns against equal rights while pushing its religious agenda.

Donate elsewhere. Ideally someplace more inclusive and local.

Refs (stance on LGBTQIA+):
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Salv

John P. Green boosted:
2025-12-01
John P. Green boosted:
2025-12-01

#Whamageddon really bothers me.

Firstly, it's a million miles away from the worst Christmas song (Wonderful Christmas Time - McCartney, hang your head in shame), but also, it makes George Michael into a punchline, despite being a Grade A chap.

In a show of absolute magnanimity, Michael donated his proceeds from it - in perpetuity - to the Band Aid foundation. It still receives that money: around £300,000 a year.

And people actively avoid playing it for a meme.

John P. Green boosted:
2025-11-22

You would be utterly astounded at the waves of effort and the things that I learned come back to me 15 years later. It all mattered. All that effort in that life. It mattered. And I just didn't know it then. But I did it anyway. I was the one that did. And here I am today.

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Ars Technicaarstechnica
2025-11-20

In 1982, a physics joke gone wrong sparked the invention of the emoticon
A simple proposal on a 1982 electronic bulletin board helped sarcasm flourish online.
arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/1

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Ars Technicaarstechnica
2025-11-12

The Mac calculator’s original design came from letting Steve Jobs play with sliders for ten minutes
In 1982, a young Mac developer turned Jobs into a UI designer—and accidentally invented a new technique.
arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/1

John P. Green boosted:
2025-11-03

Oh, making an accessible website is too complex for you to bother? Sounds like you aren’t very good at your job then, eh?

#A11y #WebDev

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Inspirational Skeletor💀skeletor@mas.to
2025-10-25
Don't give up. You can cuss the whole time. But don't give up. Says Skeletor to his literally the worst henchmen.
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Mr Bean (No not that one) 🧄bean@twoot.site
2025-10-10

I continue to be flabbergasted by just how boring billionaires are with their money.

Like... where's the paying your favorite band to record a new album entirely without commercial pressure? Commissioning some artist to make a massive mural of a bee/cheeseburger creature?

Where's the contract to fill an entire swimming pool with cream and let everyone in the city jump in?

Where's the "giving 100 homeless people houses just to see them smile friday"?

You have enough money to explode god, but you'll buy things that make more money, yachts you barely use and houses that are much too big for anyone to sensibly live in.

How fucking empty a person do you have to be for that?

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Alex Tomlinson 🦉hootalex
2025-10-06
Flat illustration of a Wood Pigeon, Magpie, and Robin in a parade-line stride holding autumn leaves up high with their beaks! (UK birds as I am there right now on vacation!)

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