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There's a new page of Goats! Patrons can read it and the previous 39 pages right now for only two measly bucks:
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Two monkeys are discussing strategy while the futuristic landscape around them burns.
gus: there’s always good old fashioned brute force.
steve: you’re going with furious punches?

There's fresh Goats comics in the world today! here, have a fresh page: https://www.patreon.com/posts/130526887

A monkey sweeps some doughboys off a terrace ledge. steve: you know, it’s so weird how quickly the doughboys went feral once phillip took off.

Okay Goats fans, there's a new page ready for you! Are you excited? I'm excited. Let's do this. https://www.patreon.com/posts/128543069

Farmella, a terrorist with close-cropped red hair in homespun clothing caresses a memebomb containing the remains of the organic cat computer that comprised the logic systems at some point in the distant past

A new page of Goats, that I just finished making, is here for reading by you, the person who loves comics. A more joyous happenstance I could not imagine. Please come join us for hot, thick entertainment: https://www.patreon.com/posts/goats-book-5-37-127758756

Farmella, a farmpunk terrorist in homespun garments and close-cropped red hair, is mildly perturbed as she stands amongst the ruins of a fiery dystopia while hovereyes watch her from the smoky skies behind her

There's a new page of Goats! You can go read it right now, it has a bunch of monkeys in it and everything: https://www.patreon.com/posts/goats-book-5-36-126728454

A blue monkey and a redheaded lady are talking in a post-apocalyptic cityscape on an alien world.
steve: hey guys?
farmella: great. there’s the other one.

AMAZING NEWS: There's a new page of Goats! And you can easily read it, and all the previous pages, over at Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/goats-book-5-34-123227650

A lineage of Middle Pangaean terrorists, starting with Blast Masterson, standing in front of his descendants in the pangaean desert. Text: "that I am the distant descendant of pangaean terrorist blast masterson. "

BREAKING NEWS OF GREAT IMPORTANCE: I just posted a brand new page of Goats. Today it's Farmella's Dream Journal! Come see what nightmares we have in store for you: https://www.patreon.com/posts/goats-book-5-33-122351666

NEW UPDATE! A new page of Goats is now on Patreon for all patrons. More of Farmella's journal from Snelf Junction: https://www.patreon.com/posts/goats-book-5-32-121520433

A giant, threatening monster made from mechanized legs and an oversized flaming potato-like mass stands in the interstice between worlds.
a journal entry reads:
the firewall made it impossible to pin down his location, but I knew he was out there.
and he knew where my memebomb was.

Goats Book 5 Chapter 4 begins! Join my Patreon today, read the whole thing as it's made and help support the work:
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A person with close-cropped red hair is facing away from the camera, seated at a makeshift chair and table, writing a journal in a dark, candle-lit room. "the date? dates are meaningless.
time is fluid now."

Okay! We've got a new page of Goats. This is the last page of both Chapter 3 and of 2024. Enjoy!
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Two demons are discussing their social plans amongst the ruins of a spaceship.

bob: judy and seven are doing their usual margarita monday thing tonight.
you can come if you want.
–
toothngip: yeah. maybe I will this time.
but there’s something I have to do first.

Huzzah! The 29th page of Goats Book 5 is now available for your perusal and enjoyment. Get it while it's fresh:
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Two demons are arguing in the smoking crater of a spaceship wreck.
toothgnip: is that what you want?
you want me to build you a gazebo?
bob: I wouldn’t expect you to know how.
you can’t build with fire.

BREAKING: Page 28 of Goats Book 5 is LIVE and ready for your filthy eyeballs: https://www.patreon.com/posts/goats-book-5-28-116446119

Bob, a weird red alien demon thing, is lecturing Toothgnip, a weird red goat demon thing, in the middle of a spaceship wreck.
bob: I used to be a space alien at my last job.
I’ve traveled all over.
I’ve seen a lot of weird shit.

What's this? It's a new page of Goats!! Book five, page 27, let's go:
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Two demons (one goat shaped, one alien shaped, both red) are hanging out in a spaceship wreck. Like you do.
bob: even if we could burn our way out of here, what then?
toothgnip: you know. we burn the multiverse.
that’s our whole thing.

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Toothgnip, a red demonic goat with glowing white eyes wearing a brown robe hoodie is surrounded by flames in a crater filled with debris from a spaceship crash.

toothgnip: it’s just… we had so much potential, you know?
we were supposed to set the world on fire!
and look at us now.
it’s hard not to be a little disappointed.

There's a new Goats comic today! That's 25 pages of the new book you can read right now for as little as two bucks a month. Plus you'll get immediate access hundreds of posts of exclusive comics and more! And I get to feed my kids. Everyone wins.
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toothgnip: let me guess.
you need another half an hour.
–
bob: sunning, eyes closed: yeah. half an hour tops.
I promise.

A new page of Goats just went live over on Patreon. Read it now! https://www.patreon.com/posts/goats-book-5-24-113820754

A hooded figure strides across a fiery desolate wasteland towards a crashed spaceship nestled in a smoldering crater. There is a tree with a skull near it in the foreground and foreboding clouds in the distance.

I just posted the newest page of Goats! This is page 23 of Book 5 and if you had any doubts about Phillip's final fate, this should put them to rest. https://www.patreon.com/posts/111998426

Tractoria, a redheaded woman with pigtails in a hooded robe and wearing twin scythes, stands near Prak, a Blonde longhair with an eyepatch and identical hooded robe. Tractoria asks, "Prak? Is he dead?"

Today's new page of Goats is now ready to read on Patreon! This one's available to *all* members, paid and free. Sign up now to read it! https://patreon.com/posts/111320464

A hooded figure stands dramatically at a bar.
hood: you hate almonds?
that’s it?
I’ve spent my entire life tracking you and that’s all you have to say?

A new page of Goats just posted for patrons! It's new! It's very tense. This hooded guy seems a bit passive aggressive https://patreon.com/posts/110067619

Phillip: (eating trail mix) thanks. I haven't had anything to eat in a millennium.
Hood: that’s quite a long time!
–
hood: a long time away from everything, here in your little hidey hole.
away from the multiverse.
away from your friends.

A new page of Goats just posted to Patreon! Lots of dominoes in play now. https://www.patreon.com/posts/109229333

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