This meeting should have been a duel.
💻 iOS engineer @ square, formerly Stitch Fix 📱
🐥 lil hobby farmer in Missouri 🐐
💖 mama of 3 👶🏼
Saw this today and laughed way too hard bc what???
@kyleve sounds like a 7-weeks-from-now-Kyle kinda problem to me idk
ugh, a friend sent me this from her work slack. 🗣️THIS DOES NOT MAKE OTHER GENDERS FEEL WELCOME, please pay attention to the language you use.
oop guess it’s time to take a lil break
@kyleve I found this on the web for pictures of Spider-Man
here’s the first frame tho 🤣
I spent way too long playing https://neal.fun/password-game/ tonight. Paul died twice so I better go to sleep. Rest in pepperonis, Paul 🥚🙏🏻
update: I did this lol hopefully I can share it at some point
@pretz thank you!!! It’ll all work out 💖
Tomorrow’s my first day as the only iOS dev on my team (I’ve only been there 3 months) and I’ve gotta estimate stuff for Q3 lol wish me luck 💀🫠
HELPPPP LMAO my mom thought Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg were married
@younata like I can’t… change aspect ratios?! I can’t add more than 2 video tracks? WHAT IS THIS MONSTROSITY
I’m trying to use iMovie to edit a demo for work and GAHHH this software is terrible for someone with a video editing/animation background 🥲🥲🥲
@mergesort vous êtes en France??
@heathborders jealous!! I love Japanese snacks. I want to take a trip there so much!
Is it too extra of me to prepare my first demo video in the style of Wes Anderson? Idk I just need some creative outlets 😂
Sandbox testing stuff on iOS is going to make me pull my hair out 🫠
Went to start building a porch swing - realized my husband forget to grab one of the sizes of lumber I needed. Picked that up, tried again the next day. I read a cut wrong and cut too short. Now I need anotherrrr trip to the store 😩💀 this swing better end up amazing.
also this convo with our HVAC tech makes me think maaaaybe we have too many pets running around 😂