This has been gnawing on the inside of my skull trying to get out:

YOU, A NOVICE JUST TAKING YOUR FIRST STEPS ON THE JOUNEY TO WISDOM: “Dragons with four legs and two wings are unrealistic, no terrestrial vertebrate has six limbs.”

ME, A LEARNED MASTER: “This is true, but also the back and shoulders have no place for the robust attachment points large flight muscles require.”

@Kalmdaan @sc_griffith Wet kestrel!!!

[At a rockface, points to K-Pg boundary] “So here’s where it all went wrong.”

At a party, Lady Astor admonished Winston Churchill for becoming “disgustingly drunk.”

In reply, Churchill quipped, “I am also disgustingly racist. But tomorrow I shall be sober, and still racist, and drunk again at my earliest convenience. And, God willing, even more homicidally bigoted.”

luv 2 think up 8 character minimum passwords not used within the past year that include at least one of each of the following, uppercase letter, lowercase letter, number, and special character

My instance is shutting down. Recs for a new one?

who up legally gambling on sports

OPINION: I Was One Of The 7’5” Stand-Ins Who Made The Hobbit Actors Look Shorter In The Lord Of The Rings. I Haven’t Worked in Hollywood Since, Either Because Of My Politically Incorrect Views Or Because CGI Has Replaced Forced Perspective When Making Big Things Look Small Onscreen, But I Suspect It’s The First Thing

@sc_griffith

we regret to inform you that there was an even bigger species of this baboon alive in Africa within the last million years

Deejay Vance drops new track “Bump Dat Birthrate Up”

Millennials are the first generation with a lower imaginary future standard of living than their parents, with 79 percent of Americans born between 1980 and 2000 identifying not as temporarily embarrassed millionaires, but temporarily embarrassed upper-middle class homeowners

Why do they call it “GameStop” when it’s the place you go to “GameStart” (start playing games by purchasing them)?

@sc_griffith Pretty!!!!

@sc_griffith off-topic but those are adorable pajama pants

@sc_griffith Javier Melei has a whole different genre of awful hair. I wonder if being visually distinctive helps candidates stand out and stick in people’s minds, and they benefit from “mere exposure” effects. That effect could, theoretically, occur even if that visual distinctiveness amounts to bad grooming.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mere-exposure_effect

Capitalism gives His toughest battles to His most poorly-compensated soldiers.

According to some theorists, Baby Jesus is just Damien from “The Omen” moving backwards in time.

“Gilmore Girls” is based on the British series “Debutantes of Guillemour.”

Panthera pardus prosopophageous (“face-eating leopard”)