Josh Kendrix

The bird is the word.

2025-03-04

This year is depressing. Every day is worse than the last.

2025-01-22

No one knows how to drive except for me.

2025-01-10

@sgt1372 I guess so.

2025-01-10

If Tik Tok goes away, where does that leave pop culture?

2025-01-06

I notice a lot of nurses have their forearms tattooed. Is there any reason for this, or is it just a coincidence?

2025-01-02

No one cares about your stupid 2024 recap. You aren't the main character!

2024-12-25

It's wild to drive around town on Christmas. Everything is closed, so all the giant parking lots are empty.

2024-10-20

The "Very mindful, very demure" trend lasted about two weeks.

2024-09-25

@andytiedye I could see the appeal of that.

2024-09-25

I don't get the appeal of camping.

2024-09-25

Saw Green Day for the seventh time on Friday at Oracle Park. Fantastic show. It was amazing seeing Dookie and American Idiot both played in their entirety, especially since Friday was the 20th anniversary of American Idiot's release.

2024-08-27

Do people still buy answering machines? They seem kind of useless now.

2024-04-04

A fifth Matrix film? Nooooo. Just let it die. The premise ran out of ideas after the first one.

2024-03-05

I saw another Cybertruck on the highway yesterday. It's so weird looking when it's around other, normal cars. That's one of the reasons why I like it.

2024-01-08

@djg

I could see that being true.

2024-01-08

People who drive the exact speed limit and not a single mph over will probably die of chronic boredom.

2023-11-30

At long last, the Cybertruck is real. And we have prices and range. I still like the design. Whenever one becomes available for a test drive at the Tesla store, I will definitely try one out.

2023-10-14

I live by one simple rule in life: Righty tighty, lefty loosey.

2023-09-16

People who deliberately wear mismatched socks: What is wrong with them?

2023-09-07

Opening the office microwave door is spinning the smell roulette wheel. You never know what will come out.

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