Jan Philipp Sachse

Critter. Passionate iOS developer. Finalizing future fitness features at Fitbit / Google. Opinions / posts are my own.

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Jan Philipp Sachse boosted:
obrhoffobrhoff
2026-01-20

„AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns“

My Translation: People not wanting our product could threaten our business model. That’s why we have to force them to use it.

irishtimes.com/business/2026/0

Jan Philipp Sachse boosted:
2026-01-20

@danielpunkass Here’s the video, for those who don’t want to go to threads dot net

Jan Philipp Sachse boosted:
Daniel Jalkutdanielpunkass
2026-01-20

I didn't anticipate hailing Ben Affleck as an astute critic of AI. There are parallels for software developers. The ability to write an effective function or even a whole subsystem is not comparable to writing an app. Great apps require an epic amount of human editing, just like great films do. threads.com/@forrestpknight/po

Jan Philipp Sachsejpsachse
2026-01-19

Is Apple aware that they have a Display Zoom setting? 😂

The bottom navigation in the iOS Music app on iOS 26.2. The „New“ tab is selected with the glass blob also partially highlighting the adjacent „Home“ and „Radio“ tabs.
Jan Philipp Sachse boosted:
Héliographeheliographe_studio
2026-01-14

If you put the Apple icons in reverse it looks like the portfolio of someone getting really really good at icon design

Jan Philipp Sachsejpsachse
2026-01-11

@obrhoff I‘d even say we’ve taken a few steps back. IMO Apple hit the target pretty well back then, but nowadays one really can’t reason what you can and cannot do on any given screen on iPadOS 😔

Jan Philipp Sachse boosted:
2026-01-07
( edit reason: grammar mistake, shuts → shut ) 

A comic in four panels:

Panel 1. Top view on the Gothic Sorceress room, she sits at her desk, sewing a square piece of fabric with focus. From the top of his perch, her AI Parrot bird watches with curiosity, intrigued by the focused effort required for the task.  
> AI Parrot: "Can I assist with optimizing your sewing technique?"  
> Gothic Sorceress: "No thanks."

Panel 2. Zooming in, the AI Parrot continue to suggest while the Gothic Sorceress still sewings with attention.  
> AI Parrot: "Would you like to review best practices for efficient and accurate crafting?"  
> Gothic Sorceress: "No."

Panel 3. The Gothic Sorceress contemplates her work, holding the small piece of fabric up to the light to inspect it. She looks happy, proud, and relieved after the effort of creating a simple square piece of thin fabric. The AI Parrot listens, processing the lesson.  
> Gothic Sorceress: "You see, in an age of Avian Intelligence, making something imperfectly, with your own hands and mind, is an act of resistance."

Panel 4. The Gothic Sorceress stands behind the AI Parrot, who now has a gag made from the square fabric. The AI Parrot looks surprised, unable to speak. The Gothic Sorceress appears proud of her handiwork.  
> Gothic Sorceress: "And even better if this act can also shut you up for good!"
Jan Philipp Sachse boosted:
Innerlinke Kritik 👻justanotherguy@chaos.social
2026-01-05
Jan Philipp Sachse boosted:
Mario Guzmánmarioguzman
2026-01-04

iOS 6 has to be the last iOS with well-designed UI. The UI is intentional and clear. It doesn't try to be anything more than that. It doesn't blur the lines between UI and user content. The UI is actually there as you need it rather than playing peek-a-boo with you. The visual affordances are very much appreciated. You know what is your stuff and what is a control or tool. And it makes *excellent* use of the very small real-estate available to it. It's refreshing to see.

martinnobel.com/techresearch/i

Jan Philipp Sachsejpsachse
2025-12-31

@dlx I think it got better for me over the past few weeks. I don’t know whether it’s 26.2 or I changed something about my setup.

I do have one physical SIM (O2 network), which I use for data, and one eSIM (Vodafone), which is just for receiving messages / calls. I think the latter was not set up correctly for a while (as in: it could not connect), so maybe that triggered a bug? I also have Airalo installed, but none of their eSIMs…

Jan Philipp Sachse boosted:
robbdlx
2025-12-30

Whatever the future of SwiftUI is, I hope it’s not UIKit mastodon.social/@stroughtonsmi

Jan Philipp Sachse boosted:
Erik Uden 🍑ErikUden@mastodon.de
2025-12-25

Adin Ross is 25 years old, has 7 million subscribers on Twitch, 4.5 million subscribers on YouTube, and livestreams daily to hundreds of thousands of people.

This is him finding out what fascism is.

Chat, are we cooked?

Jan Philipp Sachse boosted:
Paul Haddad :tapbots_logo:paul@tapbots.social
2025-12-19

It’s been 0 minutes since I last looked for an app’s search field at the top of the screen before realizing it had been moved down.

Jan Philipp Sachse boosted:
2025-12-07

Wie sich ein Physikstudent fühlt, wenn er PolitikerInnen zuhört

(Auf LinkedIn gefunden, netterweise hat mir jemand den Link zur Quelle geschickt:)

instagram.com/wochenendrebelle

Jan Philipp Sachse boosted:
monkeydom, Ar.Tmonkeydom
2025-12-05

I, for one, would appreciate a complete u-turn in terms of UI at Apple.

How a bout: iOS/macOS/tvOS/iPadOS/watchOS 27: solid rock? any takers?

Jan Philipp Sachse boosted:
Federico Viticci :ticciseal:viticci@macstories.net
2025-12-05

so are we doing the thing when Tim Cook tweeted a new product every day for a week, but this time it's executives leaving

Jan Philipp Sachse boosted:
2025-11-26

The Correct Incantation

#webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater

A comic in four panels:

Panel 1. The gothic sorceress, dressed in dark, flowing robes, stands in the middle of a desolated land. She gazes at the colorful mechanical parrot flying near her shoulder: the Avian Intelligent Parrot. The sorceress asks with a hint of curiosity.  
> Gothic sorceress: "Hey, Avian Intelligence, what's the incantation for summoning a fireball?"  
> AI Parrot: ":sparkle emoji: The correct incantation for a fireball is "IgnisMe"."  

Panel 2. The gothic sorceress cracks a wicked smile, her eyes shining with anticipation as she raises her hands in front of her, fingers spread and ready to cast.  
> Gothic sorceress: "Alright, let's give it a shot... IgnisMe!"

Panel 2(small insert in previous panel). Only the eyes of the gothic sorceress are visible in a large flame.
> Gothic sorceress: "?!!"

Panel 3. The gothic sorceress is burnt, her face contorted in a mix of shock, anger, and pain. Flames and smoke dance around her, her dark robes burnt and tattered, revealing exposed parts of her anatomy.  
> Gothic sorceress: "You #*$%@& bird! You gave me a self-immolation spell instead of a fireball spell!"  

Panel 4. As the sorceress facepalms, the Avian Intelligent parrot replies with stoicism.  
> AI Parrot: ":sparkle emoji: You're absolutely right! The correct incantation for a fireball is "PyroBolus"."
Jan Philipp Sachse boosted:
2025-11-18
Drei-Panel-Goose-Chase-Meme.

Panel 1: News-Screenshot. ,,Es gibt keine Verbote” So will der Senat die
Friedrichstraße umgestalten. Die Friedrichstrafde wird Flaniermeile
werden, das plant die CDU. Parkplatze für Autos verschwinden, Gehwege werden breiter und grüner. Vor Jahren waren die Grünen mit einem ähnlichen Projekt gescheitert.

Panel 2: Gezeichnete Gans fragt "Huch, an wem waren sie denn geschheitert?"

Panel 3: Gans jagt aus dem Bildrand fliehende Person: "An wem waren sie
gescheitert???"
Jan Philipp Sachse boosted:
Graham Sutherland / Polynomialgsuberland@chaos.social
2025-11-17

my wife just reminded me of a very funny story. I ordered a bench PSU from one of the big electronics suppliers and when the box arrived only the power cable was in there, no bench PSU. so I called them up, the warehouse guy was able to confirm the shipping weight was way off, and we ended up chatting about funny shipping errors. one of their newbies had once gone to a shelf, it was empty, so assumed the shelf itself was the item and shipped it out. but that wasn't the funniest one.

Jan Philipp Sachsejpsachse
2025-11-17
The bottom navigation bar in the Apple Store app. The highlighted tab has content from neighboring tabs bleeding into it because it clips their label, highlighting parts of it.

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