Julien Lanoo

Photographer.

winner Architizer Award 2021 - world's best architecture photographer.

2024-08-31

@GastonDorren that would be my perfect demise.

Poef gone..

2024-08-26

@philipdutre Philip, let me help you.
I have developed over the years 2 techniques that also can be used in Tamdem in order to avoid this BS.

A: press ignore, untill what they need is urgent. Then all this burocratic BS suddenly evaporates.
B: " descent the ladder dont climb ir"
Be friends with the boss and only talk to Boss, and circumvent the BS."

2024-08-09

@philipdutre if any wavelength of light is reflected. It is a colour.

2024-07-21

@philipdutre same problem with things like: world - expos ...

If the Olympics want to survive, they'd better go find a permanent spot to organise it ...

2024-07-21

@philipdutre they had only 2 candidates ;) and they both won the Olympic games 🤣 cause committee was scared to have no-one in 2028. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Anyhow, organising the Olympics, in most modern countries and democracies has become impossible.

For one from an authorisation and regulations point of view. It's almost impossible to get that done in such a short time frame.

You need 1 person at the top, who pushes laws on the side for this and says: yes do it.

2024-07-18

@philipdutre a scientific research exhibit in epidemiology on the Milan Designfair. Yes it's possible, yes we re doing it.

2024-07-18

@philipdutre granted its a different field and granted its a subject and study that gives opportunity to it.

But we are actually working on a " think lateral" publishing project now, of a scientific research and its results / conclusion. - in epidemiology.

The main researches employed us: a photographer and a curator to work out a plan.

1- a book that is a scientific tool as much as a real ouvrage.
2- wide audience magazine publications
3- exhibits and lectures.

2024-07-18

@philipdutre now that's a good tool for a bis-exam...

Let them write the code in that.

Then scan -to text -> if it works = passed 🤣
If not -> sorry

2024-07-18

@PieterJJ the real big 100% breakthrough of electric personal mobility will be when aircraft fly on it ;) .

The jump in efficiency and energy capacity will then be so great, we will not need nearly as much charging points and/or times.
And we will all wonder why we ever used gasoline...

For now for a same weight, it's a 41x difference still.
But it's getting better every year.

2024-06-25

@PieterJJ ah no sorry, I told a lie. It happens regularly I have to wait for a Belgian F16 landing or departing from Maintenance in Charleroi.

They do the very long flight from Florennes to Charleroi ( in my slow slow slow PA28 that's about 5min at 100kts) for maintenance.

2024-06-25

@PieterJJ but...
Euhm..

They hardly ever fly 🤷🏽‍♂️ - in about the 7yrs I have a private pilots licence and the 500 a 600h I ve been PIC . Maybe MAYBE I have encountered 2x or 3x some actual fighter jet training on my navigations.

Mostly the french in their Mirrages that are out for some fun, and very politely ask if they can play with us ... euhn sorry " intercept training" ...

🤷🏽‍♂️

Yes it happens a lot zones are active, but it's rare any one is using them.. 🤷🏽‍♂️

2024-06-23

Tell me with a finger on the map to be in the middle of a fckn desert in the middle east. And I ll get there in 24h... I am that used to travel... eaaaasssyyyyy

But god try to organise a holliday with the better half and it takes hours and days and weeks ! Even when I say: Darling we go anywhere you want, just tell me I get it done !

2024-06-19

@philipdutre not today Philip... sorry...

Warmfronts pushed by a cold front = all day rain then followed by a short period of hot and humid grey, with heavy rains at the end...

So yah not not today

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2024-06-09

@philipdutre for that.
They first need a plan / strategy, a " vision".
How ever we are confronted with a situation of egocentric "idiology" mixed with a cult of personality - this across the board...

So yah, dear professor on this exam question there probably isn't a correct awnser yet or anymore.

2024-06-04

@philipdutre but honestly, at the rate my artwork quota is climbing - don't bother bidding bellow 250k per coloured circle.

Just a hint

2024-06-04

@philipdutre I find their estimates of what we are worth to them very insulting actually.

Since I haven't found anything I feel comfortable with. My vote is for rent at auction. Bidding starts at 50k a year .

A representation contract is also possible, prices are calculated when contacting my management ...

2024-06-03

Dear garden slugs.

This is your last warning !!!

There are multiple clear indications in and around the vegie garden that shld make clear to you: you are not welcome I this part.
You have a massive compost to feast and a big garden, stay out of the vegies.

Be aware , I a ma classically trained photographer, I know how to make Cyanide and Hydrogen Cyanide.

2024-06-03

@philipdutre and All this BEFORE we even approach the quality of simple photographic technique and Graphical structure !!!!

Not even touching that. !

It's horrendous!

The only thing these fckn twats say is: we are better than you...

2024-06-03

@philipdutre omg !

I can rant for Hours and hours about the image strategy and conceptual travesty of the "image messaging" of those twats.

- I un earthed in only 3 weeks: Image rights infringements ( Lost count how much) -> biggest one were VLblang and out of licence usage of South African Model and photog.

You have the High on weed PS ones
You have the AI problematic of VLD
You have the Soviet references of Vooruit.
You have the publishing rule infringements of Pvda

It's just horror

2024-06-03

@philipdutre to go against closed community village incest ? 🤣

( on the other hand Campusses like Saclay feels a bit like an experiment to create a generation of Intello-Übermensch 🤣)

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