Bubba Harrison

Sixty-something substitute teacher in Chicago
Midwit, left leaning fanboy
Evil twin of Bubba Harrison on universodon

Bubba Harrisonjwharrison
2025-12-16

When Leon Redbone and Dr John sing "Frosty The Snowman" I don’t worry about Frosty melting, I worry about the amount of 2nd hand smoke coming off the track.

youtube.com/watch?v=DAtZBE5XXF

Bubba Harrisonjwharrison
2025-12-16

I don't have a single favorite Christmas song, so here's one about a no-frills celebration for "the rest of us"


youtu.be/BzniY4C1zAk?si=MXVFCg

Bubba Harrison boosted:
2025-12-13

That which does not kill us makes us stronger...unless "That" is an Obamacare Bronze Plan in 2026 after the subsidies have expired. Then "That" will make you bankrupt and even more cynical.

An AI generated cartoon version of me (64 year old Santa type) with a crazy wall of medical bills in the background
Bubba Harrisonjwharrison
2025-12-13

Listening to “When I’m 64” at age 64 is a rare moment when pop culture, actuarial science, and rising health insurance costs achieve perfect harmonic convergence

Drawing from 1969 of the Beatles as 64 year olds: frailer, thinner hair, and pudgier.
Bubba Harrisonjwharrison
2025-12-10

Which Beatle song are you?
I got "Tell Me Why Don't We Do It In the Long And Winding Road"!!!

parade.com/astrology/the-beatl

Bubba Harrisonjwharrison
2025-12-09

Today’s theme is songs about soul mates. But sometimes soul mates need space. A LOT of space, by George! EXHIBIT A: Hamilton, “You’ll Be Back”
youtube.com/watch?v=PyD6jeDBoDo

Bubba Harrisonjwharrison
2025-12-05

I put Martha on the mantel and Snoop on the stoop. Now my house smells like baked cookies… and something else.

Bobblehead versions of old school lifestyle celeb Martha Stewart and Christmas rapper Snoop Dogg.
Bubba Harrisonjwharrison
2025-12-03

The Bobs remind us that not not all wolves walk on four legs

youtube.com/watch?v=laopRVD98yk

Bubba Harrisonjwharrison
2025-11-26

Uh oh! Santa just caught someone trying to regift a fruitcake

Santa Claus shouting and pointing towards the camera
Bubba Harrisonjwharrison
2025-11-26

@tc_morekindness At one time she was known for her "pants" roles, playing men with high parts in operas. Gender fluidity has been around for awhile!

Bubba Harrisonjwharrison
2025-11-26

@tc_morekindness I'm guessing he felt a little self-conscious dieting with an opera singer. I would have been "buh buh buh buy"
spell check changed "dueting" to dieting

Bubba Harrisonjwharrison
2025-11-18

@threeofus Gesundheit!

What makes a haiku?
Seventeen syllables and
one smug English major.

Bubba Harrisonjwharrison
2025-11-18

@georgetakei It isn't me either!

Bubba Harrisonjwharrison
2025-11-18

Today's theme is
A month before my first marriage, I took my fiancée to see the Val Kilmer Batman movie. (This was probably a mistake).
Roughly a year and a half later, we were still sharing a studio apt. but headed for divorce. She had fallen for a guy who looked like Seal and started playing “Kiss From A Rose” fifty thousand times a day.
If you've never been slowly driven mad by a romantic power ballad, I don't recommend it.
youtube.com/watch?v=hDd2G_V1rzc

Bubba Harrisonjwharrison
2025-11-18

@TG_Esq According to Wikipedia, because of the personal sentiment of the song, Luke Kelly & The Dubliners felt that they shouldn't perform the song except for special occasions,

Bubba Harrisonjwharrison
2025-11-11

@openculture Somewhere, the AI secretly running the internet is sparking like a Star Trek TOS android looking at an infinite staircase.

screen shot from 1960s Star Trek sci fi TV show showing Captain Kirk and Harry Mudd ( a lovable scoundrel) making an android short circuit by telling it a liar's paradox
Bubba Harrisonjwharrison
2025-11-11

For this 's theme of AND it being almost the 11th hour on the 11th day of the 11th month, here's 'Keep The Home Fires Burning' and 'We'll Meet Again' sung by Gareth Malone 11 years ago.
youtu.be/4mBMNIJwEII?si=jd9Ies

Bubba Harrisonjwharrison
2025-11-11
screenshot of a red t shirt with "EMO" written below a cartoon of Sesame Street Puppet Elmo's head with a black EMO style haircut

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