Kaiiak

hey bsky peeps, follow @kaiiak.co on bluesky because that's me too!

Sup. Name's Kai.
Manly Man Man who isn't compensating for anything
[May 17, 2004]

Testimonials:
"there's so much kaiiak in a kaiiak post" - Riedler

I make music (FNF + Non-FNF)
I like cats, strategy games, arcades, and geopolitics.
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2025-04-24

I got an idea

Kaiiak boosted:
grug cave mangrug@cave.cool
2025-04-24

it is grug's time to go

but this will not be the end

grug will be back

grug will not be gone for long

until then,

grug will miss you all

take care

2025-04-24

making a new instance for all my accounts

but i have no clue what to make the domain

i have like 15 separate ideas

2025-04-24
2025-04-24

@limneticvillains
the final boss

Kaiiak boosted:
2025-04-24

reposting cuz its still funny asf

The image features a pixelated, glitchy depiction of a man's face, reminiscent of early video game graphics. Which is Essem's profile picture. The man has red hair, a white face, and is wearing white glasses with blue lenses. The image is encircled by a red and blue outline, giving it a 3D effect. The background is black, and the text at the top reads, "Have you seen this man?" Below the image, the text states, "This man has been commonly found within the dreams of millions of people worldwide, typically asking to 'wet your dry'." The overall style is humorous and references a popular internet meme.

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2025-04-24

guaca molay

gonna make some guacca molay

Kaiiak boosted:
Neil, Caretaker :fuzzy_happy:goat@fuzzies.wtf
2025-04-24

“i am feeling so depressed, man, i wish life got better”

swag ass cat: my friend, you might be stuck in a place of hardship and suffering right now, but i must remind you that everything is temporary and that you have been here before, you can beat it once, you can beat it twice and a million more times, i love ya

2025-04-24

where's the "any" key on this fucking keyboard

Kaiiak boosted:
Essem :skeeter:esm@wetdry.world
2025-04-24

there is still no viable alternative to discord and you are kidding yourself if you say there is

2025-04-24

Sup, name's Kai. I suck at chess.

like ACTUALLY. i am rated 400 elo and I am BAD at this game
but i want a chess rival around my skill level to play against semi-frequently

so if you're under 800 elo, willing to smack talk, and overall wanna treat chess like those over the top anime shows, then hmu

spread the word

2025-04-23
Kaiiak boosted:
2025-04-23

evergreening this meme because it's great and because people who didn't see it before won't get my last boost

Meme with a Polybius arcade machine on the right and some drawn people on the left
Polybius arcade machine: hey guys
person pointing at the arcade machine on the left: POLYAMOROUS
arcade machine: NOT WHAT I'M CALLED
2025-04-23

@nelson @doskel
I love isometric perspectives this is so cool

2025-04-23

I wanna do a road trip some day and. Drive through the woods

And see the Things
And drive out of the woods at a significantly faster pace

That would be cool

2025-04-23

new pfp. Hopefully this one stays for more than 1 day lmao

2025-04-23

looking for

looking

I'm looking

Kaiiak boosted:
2025-04-23
yin yang diagram between we're so back and it's so over, narrowing in on it just is
Kaiiak boosted:

odd number deniers when you tell them what comes after 6

2025-04-23

@kopper
nicknamed this because he is known for his sheer amount of lemon fanfic

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