I feel like the air outside should not have a temperature that, in a human body, would indicate a fever. I feel like that's not actually an okay temperature for it to be.

I really thought Rick & Morty could go *two* seasons without a piss or incest episode, but alas

@saikou Do we think that maybe HP Lovecraft accidentally discovered the eigenslur and that's what inspired all of his writing

@saikou Racing to destroy the datacenter before Skynet can broadcast the eigenslur and thereby start WW3

I'll get around to checking the follower requests in a hot minute, sorry. I don't usually post anything funny

Tapping the sign as a quick warning

If you see someone in an emacs-themed shirt, that will be the only thing they're wearing - they don't have any other clothes b/c emacs does everything they need

Fun fact: If you see someone at a nerd event wearing a vim-themed shirt, it's because they put it on in 2003 and couldn't figure out how to take it off

A game I want: A cozy mystery, but the protagonist's inner narration is just constant full blast Disco Elysium

I also want all characters to be barely anthropomorphic folksy woodland critters

The cozy mystery is some incredibly low-stakes storybook garbage (who took a bite out of Mrs Goose's pie that was cooling on the windowsill??) but the protagonist just has a Disco Elysium going on inside their skull

Decentralised social media means that, unlike centralised social media, nobody has to wear the cursed Lowtax amulet. Instead, we can split the amulet into a thousand little fragments and give them to instance admins, so nobody has to bear the whole curse by themselves

@fluffy Rarely, but yeah, I occasionally check in on it.

@theregister Well, I'm not switching to Chrome or a Chrome variant. Hope that Firefox (or a fork) can right the ship.

I've now had to see an ad by a popular American fast food company, in which one of the uniformed murderers from "Squid Game" presents the viewer with a "Squid Game" themed menu. And it's like... what's there even left to say at this point? Capitalist recuperation is such a goddamn trip.

"Complete History Of The Soviet Union, Arranged To The Melody Of Tetris" is very 2010, but I enjoy how much genuine venom the singer puts into "the bourgeoisie" at 00:13

Every day I wake up and there's more news. When I *should* be an animal character in some low-stakes storybook, where the most exciting thing that ever happens is when someone almost burns the pancakes (but then doesn't.)

It is however funny that we finally got a powerful bird tribal commander, and it's a flightless bird.