"Did I ruin Mastodon?" I asked

Two hours later, the replies appear in my notifications column

I love how Vice tied WSJ as the most uncool brand to teens https://mastodon.social/media/ZNSa4PpuFzL0WltUmi8

Masto shuts down all registrations more like:

Escape From Awoo York

#gameing

*New Bad users voice* Why is it called Mastodon?
"Toot" is bad!
I need to pick up my kids from soccer practice!

"We need controversy and debate to grow" - not if you're exhausted from having the same bad faith argument with some dipshit rando for the billionth time, about an issue that affects you deeply and daily but is merely a thought experiment to the other person.

Bots that post once a minute: can you not?

@datapup sounds good to me

@sarahjeong infosec twitter was on masto before us and will be here after we leave

Be aware that your avatar appears on-screen for a long enough time that it can cause damage and constantly flickers in the corner of the screen when it's in the timeline.

asking for a friend

what's the most ethical way to round up a posse to drive a guy who's been a piece of shit to me/my friends out of town

"hey wwe how the fuck do we get the fans not to revolt on the raw after mania"

"i'unno, send the hardys out"

@KitRedgrave yeah i wish there was an accurate picture of the fediverse outside masto instances

#TeamIco

wait shit

twitter: are neoreactionaries okay? are they *really* fascists?

masto: are scalies okay? are they *really* furries?

ugh when I said I wanted new users I didn't mean confused dads and bargin bin trolls

#givemeyourmoney

@Gargron DDoS? or just heavy demand?

i hope masto being down helps people realise the benefits of federation