Walburgersnacht

no one:

me, pacing around my house for the last two days: they didn't de-extinct shit because it's not a fucking dire wolf 🤬🤬🤬

I see that a lot of you are struggling to spell the name of your plushies, so have some of these:

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I love it when train station announcements and DB Navigator both announce a platform change for the same train, but different platforms

trigons, always nomming metry

Triangles for woodland folks 101: Trignomeometry

Orale Zufuhr von Brechstangen kann Würgereiz verursachen

I'm good friends with the plague, you could say we're yersinia besties

@nightjar @CAETFOOD are you sure? *takes a cocktail of Covid, the flu and bubonic plague*

What do you use to polish a star?

Sunshine

@NanoRaptor other standard posts could be "meow" or "13:12"

die existenz von erlangen impliziert die existenz von siekurzen

central germany is a psyop, these towns can’t be real

Die Innenstädte sterben. Alteingesessene und familiengeführte Corona-Testzentren müssen seelenlosen Cafés weichen.

Large Language Model (hot tall linguist)