@Zumbador how you gonna talk about cute lil rats without posting said cute lil photos. The authorities have been contacted for this crime.

@GeekSusie Vincent was a quack look it up. Everything he “made” he bought on Etsy then watermarked it.

(at police station looking at suspect lineup)

Me: third from right

Officer: he's the one who stole your--

Me: ask him if he's single

Cat.

The problem with being faster than light is you can only live in darkness..

@lowqualityfacts I am blocking your account for being too sexy.

@birdpoof your name is a slanderous lie. There is no proof of birds because they do not exist. Every bird is set to self destruct if ever caught so they can’t see the computer bits and cameras watching us. #birdsarentreal

@jerry dad, can we get a KylesKorner.infosec for all the Kyle professionals only?

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@the_etrain that’s what I’m saying man

Hand washing is part of the liberal agenda. They keep making up fake news about “bacteria” that you can’t even see with your eyes! Of course it’s the miasma that caused Covid and everything else, so stock up on essential oils.

@the_etrain idk man I don’t have a podcast but I could start one and you can be guest 0 if you want. First episode has to be about the gov spy birds people just act like are normal though. #freetheskies #birdsarentreal

@BigMcLargeHuge @TruthSandwich @lowqualityfacts welsh you glad I didn’t say Icelandic

@lowqualityfacts unrelated fun fact, the “p” In pterodactyl stands for “Pterodactyl”

If you ran into an old friend from highschool and started chatting with them, what activity would be the scariest thing for them to start pressuring you to go do with them?

@idoubtit if we live underground and make all cars fly, we can just get rid of the surface all together!

As a cybersecurity person I’m ashamed to say I still don’t know why we named the act of “phishing” after hit 80s American rock band, Phish. But at this point I’m too afraid to ask.

@jaywll hi confused, I’m dad.

Insurance is a scam because the future isn’t real…

@dperson @nixCraft yeah. I’m looking for stable work life balance, pref remote. Benefits. I came from a startup for 4y which was a super toxic place so I’m just taking a break right now, looking for something good.