Kyle Döring

in the flesh.

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The War on CarsTheWarOnCars
2025-05-05

"...the biggest negative impact on drivers’ reactions to hazards came when using Apple CarPlay by touch. Reaction times were nearly five times worse than when a driver was at the drink-drive limit, and nearly three times worse than when high on cannabis."

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wired.com/story/why-car-brands

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Not Just Bikes 🇳🇱notjustbikes@notjustbikes.com
2025-05-05

You should know that these "city rankings" are always a load of nonsense and should never be taken seriously.

They're usually put together in an afternoon by a marketing department, in this case, it's a marketing piece for a home loans website.

The goal is to get clicks, not to be accurate. In fact, the less accurate you are, the more likely you are to get clicks, so getting the intern to put it together in Excel based off of an arbitrary "scoring system" is a benefit.

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Not Just Bikes 🇳🇱notjustbikes@notjustbikes.com
2025-05-05

My dad sent me this article the other day and I literally laughed out loud when I read the title.

Only an American would write a title like that.

travelandleisure.com/munich-ge

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The War on CarsTheWarOnCars
2025-05-05

We came, we rode, we conquered. Thanks Bike New York for another great Five Boro Bike Tour!

Person standing on highway with lots of bikes around him. He wears a bike helmet and a black t-shirt that reads "Cars Ruin Cities" on the back. He stands below a highway sign that says "278 Verrazzano Br Staten Is."
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2025-05-04

I visited Lake Conestee Nature Park this afternoon, which is located just outside of Greenville. It’s mostly wetlands, but is home to a wide variety of wildlife. Many of the boardwalks were torn up by Hurricane Helene. #LakeConesteeNaturePark #ConesteeSC #Helene #GreenvilleSC

A view of the wetlands in Lake Conestee Nature Park.A view of the wetlands in Lake Conestee Nature Park.A view of the boardwalks in Lake Conestee Nature Park, which were torn up by Hurricane Helene.A Great Egret taking off from a marshy area. A turtle can be seen in the foreground.
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Casey Newtoncaseynewton
2025-05-01

Mark Zuckerberg argued this week the user always knows best when it comes to relationships with bot companions. But lots of people don't even feel in control of their relationship with Instagram platformer.news/mark-zuckerber

At the same time, this answer elides all the ways in which Meta seeks to boost the amount of time people spend on its products. I know countless people who express regret about the time they spend on Instagram but feel as if they can’t resist coming back. Meta might say this is simply a revealed preference. But the company also works tirelessly to monitor and boost user retention and engagement, and has gotten quite sophisticated at it.

As relationships (of various sorts and intensity) become more common, it will be convenient to say that people are simply using them to meet their needs. But the techniques that platforms use to make them more addictive should warrant intense scrutiny — particularly for their younger users.
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2025-05-01

My #ThursdayFiveList with the theme #WorkWork is:

Afsky - Tyende Sang (Serving Song) song.link/i/1506730345

Zeal & Ardor - Servants song.link/i/1361127820

Mastodon - Sickle & Peace song.link/i/1584124426

Fear Factory - Dog Day Sunrise song.link/i/1565825971

Opeth - Master's Apprentices song.link/i/1565825971

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2025-05-01

#ThursdayFiveList #WorkWork

Kidz In the Hall – Work To Do (hip hop)
youtube.com/watch?v=RTAm0hbb5j

Young Pioneers – Fuck the Labor Pool (punk)
youngpioneers1.bandcamp.com/tr

Dirty Nil – Stupid Jobs (melodic punk)
thedirtynil.bandcamp.com/track

The Coup – Lazymuthafucka (hip hop) (previously posted this randomly, but its good enough to post again)
youtube.com/watch?v=4bSH48g25A

Manliftingbanner – Willing (straight edge)
youtube.com/watch?v=CNTRCnBeeG

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2025-05-01

To honor #LabourDay, today’s #ThursdayFiveList is about #WorkWork

Elvis Costello - Welcome to the Working Week
youtu.be/FJTIIfhk2k4

Donna Summer - She Works Hard For the Money
youtu.be/XmiKUD_ruYg

R.E.M. - Finest Worksong
youtu.be/559eWB93jW4

The Rolling Stones - Salt of the Earth
youtu.be/eOiLH-2hTPQ

Bob Dylan - Maggie’s Farm
youtu.be/fgphPFNiVZw

Kyle Döring boosted:
2025-05-01

ok, I could not resist.
#ThursdayFiveList #WorkWork 🇩🇪 edition

1. Joint Venture - Tach, Herr Chef
song.link/y/aUhylD6veg4

2. Alligatoah - Nebenjob
song.link/y/SLbfqAY30GM

3. Götz Widmann - Montag
stell dir vor, es ist montag und keiner geht hin :blobcatmusic:
song.link/y/4ib-lasQq1g

4. Ton Steine Scherben - Sklavenhändler
song.link/y/-tMvqjH5EYo

5. DiE WuT - MaLoChE
song.link/y/0MSEfb7omEc

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2025-05-01

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.
This was a poem from a better time.
Boss makes a million, I make jack.
This is why I riot to seize the means back.

#WorkWork

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Kit-T :damnified:Kitty@metalhead.club
2025-05-01

A #ThursdayFiveList for Labour Day #WorkWork

YT links with URL trackers removed

Team work
Cinderella Work song
m.youtube.com/watch?v=N2B5hzGe

Work that never stops
Daft Punk Harder Better Faster Stronger
m.youtube.com/watch?v=gAjR4_Cb

Unpaid labour
Paloma Labour
m.youtube.com/watch?v=jvU4xWsN

Perception of work
Dire Sraits
Money for nothing
m.youtube.com/watch?v=wTP2RUD_

Dream job
Levellers
The Boatman
m.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ66lEUu

Thank you to those working in essential industries & services that never stop 🙏 and to those who do voluntary work to keep communities functioning 🧡

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2025-05-01

#ThursdayFiveList #WorkWork

Soft Kill - In the Town Where I Was Born (Pinkerton Thugs cover) (🎵 Been working the same job since 1962 🎵)
song.link/gb/i/1754661037

Thursday - For the Workforce, Drowning
song.link/gb/i/1440667936

Placebo - Slave to the Wage
song.link/gb/i/961071865

The Mirror Trap - Silent Men (🎵 25 years on a factory floor 🎵)
song.link/gb/i/958402690

My Chemical Romance - Cubicles
song.link/gb/i/1622714439

(Sorry for chopping and changing, decided the MCR song felt more work-y!)

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2025-05-01

For some reason, this #ThursdayFiveList about #WorkWork includes quite its share of punk hardcore 😁
- Dead Kennedys, Take This Job and Shove It
youtube.com/watch?v=gjlxSRzJI4
- Dolly Parton, 9 to 5
m.youtube.com/watch?v=UbxUSsFX
- Black Flag, Clocked In
m.youtube.com/watch?v=BCAT7TNV
- End It, New Wage Slavery
m.youtube.com/watch?v=7BgQEyKe
- Bachman–Turner Overdrive, Taking care of Business
m.youtube.com/watch?v=NCIUf8eY

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Jonny Revival :vinyl:revivalrecords@cupoftea.social
2025-05-01

Morning! So another Thursday means another #ThursdayFiveList and this week we've been assigned #WorkWork.

Here we go…

There Is Power In A Union - Billy Bragg
song.link/gb/i/1169782654

9 to 5 - Dolly Parton
song.link/gb/i/283305973

Working Class Hero - John Lennon
song.link/gb/i/1555558777

Working Man - Rush
song.link/gb/i/1440783158

Here Comes The Weekend - The Jam
song.link/gb/i/1443894326

Kyle Döringkyleirl
2025-05-01
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2025-05-01

To keep Neurothing's seat warm on the #ThursdayFiveList chair, it is my turn to host this week's edition. An honor, to be sure.

Today marks May 1st, also called International Workers' Day or Labour Day in many countries. A celebration of the working class and labourers around the world.

So; in honor of those who laid down the means of production to secure better working conditions for those who came after. And to never stop the strive for better working conditions everywhere, let's celebrate labour with #WorkWork.

Post your 5 work related songs with the hashtag #WorkWork and #ThursdayFiveList and we'll blast through this day in no time.

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Sarah Perez 💙Sarahp
2025-04-30

Wikipedia says it will use AI, but not to replace human volunteers techcrunch.com/2025/04/30/__tr

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Taylor Lorenztaylorlorenz
2025-04-30

Israeli forces have now dropped more explosives in Gaza than fell on London, Dresden, and Hamburg during the Second World War. The region’s hospitals have not been spared; most are no longer functional. Clayton Dalton writes about the devastation. newyorker.com/magazine/2025/04

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Casey Newtoncaseynewton
2025-04-29

The AI companies have been caught building AIs that only tell us what we want to hear. If we don't get a handle on it, that's gonna go really badly: platformer.news/meta-ai-chatgp

Well, some people ask chatbots for permission to do harm — to themselves or others. Some people ask it to validate their deranged conspiracy theories. Others ask it for confirmation that they are the messiah. 

Many folks still look down on anyone who would engage a chatbot in this way. But it has always been clear that chatbots elicit surprisingly strong reactions from people. It has been almost three years since a Google engineer declared that an early language model at the company was already sentient, based on the conversations he had with it then. The models are much more realistic now, and the illusion is correspondingly more powerful.

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