My sister Karen wrote some funny-as-hell new lyrics to an old song by Overstreet & Higgins called There’ll be Some Changes Made (1959):
I want a new refrigerator
That can talk to my phone
Which orders me some take-out
That arrives by drone
My watch talks to my doctor
Sends her pulse and BP
I made my dating profile using ChatGPT!
My toothbrush tells my dentist any time I don’t floss
My hairbrush called the drug store for a cure hair loss!
'Cause nobody wants you when you're old and gray
There'll be some changes made today
There'll be some changes made
For there's a change in the fashion
Ask the trend-settin’ folks
But thank God Jimmy Kimmel is still telling his jokes
I must get off Facebook and into AI
Make myself an avatar that knows how to fly
I'm goin' to change my old gas-guzzler for a brand-new EV
Goin' to get a mani-pedi and some new lingerie
Cuz I must have some lovin' or I'll just fade away
There'll be some changes made today
There'll be some changes made today