Lemjukes

Aging theatre production professional desperately trying to hone their writing and development skills before they can no longer trade their body's labor for cash.

Now Accepting All Major Pronouns!

"Patriotism swells in the heart of the American bear." - F. Bear

Lemjukeslemjukes
2026-01-28

and then i let the lease on that domain lapse, oh well

Lemjukeslemjukes
2025-12-18

*somewhere in denmark*

Knock Knock

Who's there?

...

And the rest is silence.

Lemjukeslemjukes
2025-10-31

Stan Rogers > Gordon Lightfoot

Lemjukeslemjukes
2025-10-24

The service hooks for in are utterly fucking useless. The only think keeping me on both spotify and IFTTT rn is an applet that logs all of my liked songs into playlists based on when i like the song. I have a historical record folder of all the music i've discovered that dates back to summer of 2019. What I would give for a single solution alternative for this one single applet.

Lemjukeslemjukes
2025-10-21

Genuinely dont understand how AutoCAD's multimonitor support is THAT bad

Lemjukeslemjukes
2025-10-17

am i a bad person for wanting to know if the "is she by the same father?" guy understands how dumb he is?

Lemjukeslemjukes
2025-10-15

yall i dont think Shakira has aged a day in the last 25 years...

Lemjukeslemjukes
2025-10-03

I learned a new word today, "Sonderfahndungsliste".

Lemjukeslemjukes
2025-10-03

Ngl kind of disappointed the Underground part of SPUN means literally under the ground…

Lemjukeslemjukes
2025-10-01

You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Beale, and I won't have it!! Is that clear?!

Lemjukeslemjukes
2025-09-24

seriously, y'all are terrible drivers.

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Lemjukeslemjukes
2025-09-16

Hey brain, are we really going to hyperfixate on the simlish version of Country Girl (Shake It For Me) by Luke Bryan from the 2011 Pets Expansion Pack for the Sims 3? I must know how this came to be.

Lemjukes boosted:
2025-09-16

Why use a URL shortener when you can use a phishy URL extender?

phishyurl.com/

Keep your security people alert and awake, generate phishing-looking redirecting links

#infosec

https://cheap-bitcoin.online/backdoor-loader/rat-controller/malware_patch.exe?cachecontrol=inject&cookievalue=steal&file=poison&id=fc3188fb&payload=%28function%28%29%7B+return+Math.floor%284.9%29%3B+%7D%29%28%29%3B&port=scan
Lemjukeslemjukes
2025-09-03

Ok who passed what law that's causing this latest rash of TOS updates across everything?

Lemjukeslemjukes
2025-09-03

specifically, fuck your tests.

Lemjukeslemjukes
2025-09-03

fuck tests

Lemjukeslemjukes
2025-08-27

jfc do they even make after market double din car head units that DONT have shitty backup cameras included?

Lemjukeslemjukes
2025-08-21

My god, thats Joe Youngblood's old number! And he's got a heater going? Playing catch on the boardwalk? Look at that knuckleball...

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